Raul Stamley
| Raul Stamley | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1818 |
| Locations | The SMOOCH Army HQ: Back Room SMOOCHing |
| Hit Points | 300 |
| Attack | 180 |
| Defense | 220 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, star |
| Quest | Raul's guitar pick |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Raul StamleyA hairy, leather-clad man wearing white facepaint with a black star over one eye, extremely tall boots, and essentially no shirt strides up to you and introduces himself as "The Starchild". I guess he's one of the SMOOCH Army's top brass?
When he asks you if you love him, he seems offended when you respond in the negative.
Hit Message(s):
He belts out a loud guitar solo, and suddenly the room is hotter than hell. Man, he's not even the one whose guitar is literally on fire. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! (hot damage)
He settles into a guitar solo that feels like it lasts 100,000 years. Your organs begin to shut down from old age. Argh! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Oof!
He unleashes a falsetto screech that ruptures your eardrums. Jeez, these guys and their sonic attacks! It's a good thing you brought a lot of spare eardrums with you. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Oof! Argh!
He pulls out a gun and shoots you. Not a love gun -- an actual, literal gun. Ugh! Oof! Argh! Eek! Ugh!
He invites you to lick something up, but you back very far away before he can get into the details. That ain't quite right.
He attempts to steal your love, or failing that, one of your kidneys, but fails on both counts.
It seems like he sure knows something, but that something is not how to effectively attack you.
He accidentally inhales some of the feathers covering his arms, and has a sneezing fit. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Raul's guitar pick (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: love (100% chance)* |
Occurs behind Door #2 at Back Room SMOOCHing.
