Rock Lobster

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Rock Lobster

Crusty crustacean
boiling, floating, magical
It wasn't a rock

Attacks enemies and restores your MP
Can breathe underwater

Ability: Hot alignment Star Starfish: 100%* Star Starfish on land, 150%* Star Starfish in water, sometimes drops floaty sand at the end of combat.

Throne/Bjorn: Spell Damage +15%, sometimes restores MP

Hatchling: Rocklobster.gif rock lobster

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Rbands.gif extra-strength rubber bands

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Fish.gifCan breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • <name> floats up to him and pinches him with a pair of strong, sharp, and piping-hot claws, dealing X damage.
    <Name> floats above you and shakes, sprinkling you with magical sand..[sic]
    MPYou gain X Mana Points.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> shifts in the throne, dusting you with magical sand.
    MPYou gain 10-15 Mana Points.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> passes the tanning butter. Ahh, that's soothing.
    MPYou gain 10-15 Mana Points.
  • End of combat messages:
    • <name> rubs up against your legs, leaving behind a handful of sand.
      Float dust.gifYou acquire an item: floaty sand
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> rests inside the Tam as if it were a giant clam.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> hovers in ever-tightening circles around the maypole. Everybody's rockin'!
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> grins at you with the wax lips, then waves to you as if you were a merman.

Arena Messages

  • None. This familiar has no weaknesses.


  • On land, X ranges from (wt+3)/2 to wt+3 (range rounded down).
  • Underwater, X ranges from (1.5wt+3)/2 to 1.5wt+3 (range rounded down).
  • Familiar acts 33% of the time.
  • Drops floaty sand after combat 2% of the time.


  • The last line of the haiku is a reference to the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. (It wasn't a rock / It was a rock lobster!)

May be a nod toward the episode “Toys in the Attic” of Cowboy Bebop..