Room Raider
You wander through the nearly deserted frat house, marveling at how quiet it is without all that paddling going on. You walk into one of the dorm rooms and see that it's empty -- its owner has long since gone to train for the coming war against the hippies.
You open his chest of drawers to see if there's anything worth stealing. You find one pair of cargo shorts at the bottom of one of the drawers -- looks like he's taken the rest of his regalia with him.
You figure it's poetic justice to sneak into a frat boy's room and steal his clothing, so you hork the shorts and get out.
By the way, doesn't "hork the shorts" sound like slang for something? "Dude, if we're not back by curfew, Dad's totally going to hork the shorts."
 | You acquire an item: Orcish cargo shorts |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War), without Orcish cargo shorts in inventory
