Running man

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Running man
Monster ID 857
Locations Outside the Club
Hit Points 150
Attack 140
Defense 126
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
candy necklace, glowstick on a string, pacifier necklace
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
running man You're fighting a running man

A raver jogs up to you, and continues jogging in place as he looks you up and down. "What are you doing here?" he sneers. "Isn't the museum open? I didn't know they give the exhibits a day off."

"Instead of coming up with a witty retort," you reply, "I think I'm just going to knock your teeth in. And then I'm going to have carnal relations with your filthy whore of a mother."

His face turning red beneath the band of his visor, the raver bunches up his fists and charges at you.

Hit Message(s):

He swings a glowstick on a string so fast that it's a PLUR blur. It hits you in the <knee> with a resounding KATHWAP. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

He stops running and just jumps in place in time with the music. And on top of your foot. Ugh! Ouch! Eek!

He gives you a big, sweaty hug. Ugh. Ow! Oof! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a candy necklace and strangles you with it. Could have been worse, though: he could have made you eat it. Eek! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He swings a glowstick on a string and stares at it, mesmerized.

He stops to chug some water and rub some muscle ointment under his upper lip. Weird, but not painful.

He stares into your eyes, mesmerized. "Man, it's like I can see your soul in there," he says. Weird, but not painful.

Fumble Message:

He drops his pacifier and cries until he can pick it up and stuff it back in his mouth. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

The raver turns around and flees. You start to give chase, but stop short when you realize that he hasn't actually gone anywhere at all, and that you've left yourself wide open to his reverse-kick to your stomach. Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!


The raver turns and runs away. You watch him go, and soon realize he isn't actually running anywhere. He glances over his shoulder, sees you watching him with an eyebrow raised, and looks embarrassed.

After Combat

Equipment you can knock loose by using Rave Steal:

Candynecklace.gifYou acquire an item: candy necklace
Glowstickneckl.gifYou acquire an item: glowstick on a string
Pacnecklace.gifYou acquire an item: pacifier necklace

Occurs at Outside the Club.



  • PLUR (Peace Love Unity Respect) is a credo associated with the early 90s rave movement.
  • What it really means when it says "Carnal Relations" is "Carnal Knowledge", which is the legal term for doing it.