Behind one of the innumerable sheds and cabins of the Smut Orc logging camp, you find a stash of building materials lying on the ground next to a tree. There's a heart carved into the tree's trunk with the letters S and M in the middle.
Before your brain gets a chance to start speculating, you grab the goods and beat feet.
Your ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke.
|You acquire 3 weirdwood planks|
|You acquire 3 long hard screws|
- S&M is an acronym that commonly refers to Sadomasochism.