|Locations||The "Fun" House|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
|Bounty||empty greasepaint tube|
|Pickpocket||polka-dot bow tie|
This is a scary clown. All clowns are pretty scary, but this one is especially scary.
The clown floats over and terrifies you. You start stuttering again, like you did as a kid. Ooh! Eek! (spooky damage)
The clown floats over and terrifies you down to the very core of your being. Your hard core becomes soft as putty. Ouch! Ow! (spooky damage)
The clown bites you and throws you in the basement. Looks like he's not your friend. Argh! Argh! Argh! (spooky damage)
The clown floats over and crams fatty, salty food down your throat. You feel super-sized pain. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! (spooky damage)
The clown floats over, but you spray an inhaler in its face and pretend it's battery acid.
The clown tries to terrify you, but you thrust your fists against the posts and still insist you see the ghosts.
The clown tries to bite you and throw you in the basement, but you quickly make friends with him.
The clown tries to give you fatty, salty food, but you refuse.
The clown starts to attack you again, but a tiny little car pulls up and he squeezes into it with 45 of his fellow clowns to go for a ride. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)*|
|You acquire an item: big bass drum (4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: big red clown nose (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bloody clown pants (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: clown skin (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: long skinny balloon (40.2% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire an item: empty greasepaint tube (100% chance)*|
|You gain 3-4 <substat>.|
Occurs at The "Fun" House.
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a polka-dot bow tie from about 5% of pickpocket attempts.
- In the attacks messages, "acid inhaler" and "thrust your fists against the posts" are taken from the Stephen King's novel and movie It, as is the reference to "you start stuttering again like you did when you were a kid" . The creature It appears as Pennywise, an evil clown.
- The basement messages refer to serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who dressed in a clown costume and kept the bodies of his victims in a crawl space below his house.
- Combined with the references to being friends with the clown, they may also refer to an episode of Animaniacs in which Dr. Scratchansnif tries to cure Mr. Plotz (and later Wakko) of "clownophobia" with the mantra "A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement."
- The "fatty, salty food" message refers to McDonald's fast food restaurants and Ronald McDonald.
- The "super-sized pain" that ensues refers to the documentary Super Size Me about living off of McDonald's fast food.
- It also may refer to the fact that at amusement parks, and other events, most food is heavily salted and deep-fried.