Scary clown

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Scary clown
Monster ID 111
Locations The "Fun" House
Hit Points 15
Attack 19
Defense 17
No-Hit 29
Initiative 80
Meat 20-30
Phylum horror
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
big bass drum, big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, clown skin, long skinny balloon
Bounty empty greasepaint tube
Pickpocket polka-dot bow tie
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
scary clown You're fighting a scary clown

This is a scary clown. All clowns are pretty scary, but this one is especially scary.

Hit Message(s):

The clown floats over and terrifies you. You start stuttering again, like you did as a kid. Ugh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

The clown floats over and terrifies you down to the very core of your being. Your hard core becomes soft as putty. Argh! Argh! (spooky damage)

The clown bites you and throws you in the basement. Looks like he's not your friend. Oof! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

The clown floats over and crams fatty, salty food down your throat. You feel super-sized pain. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

A tiny little car drives up and 37 other clowns all pile out in a row. They surround you and chuckle evilly, then jump into the car and vanish. You die a little inside. Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

The clown floats over, but you spray an inhaler in its face and pretend it's battery acid.

The clown tries to terrify you, but you thrust your fists against the posts and still insist you see the ghosts.

The clown tries to bite you and throw you in the basement, but you quickly make friends with him.

The clown tries to give you fatty, salty food, but you refuse.

Fumble Message:

The clown starts to attack you again, but a tiny little car pulls up and he squeezes into it with 45 of his fellow clowns to go for a ride. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)*
Bassdrum.gifYou acquire an item: big bass drum (4% chance)*
Clownnose.gifYou acquire an item: big red clown nose (10% chance)*
Clownpants.gifYou acquire an item: bloody clown pants (10% chance)*
Clownskin.gifYou acquire an item: clown skin (10% chance)*
Balloon.gifYou acquire an item: long skinny balloon (40.2% chance)*
Tube.gifYou acquire an item: empty greasepaint tube (100% chance)*
You gain 3-4 <substat>.

Occurs at The "Fun" House.



  • In the attacks messages, "acid inhaler" and "thrust your fists against the posts" are taken from the Stephen King's novel and movie It, as is the reference to "you start stuttering again like you did when you were a kid" . The creature It appears as Pennywise, an evil clown.
  • The basement messages refer to serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who dressed in a clown costume and kept the bodies of his victims in a crawl space below his house.
    • Combined with the references to being friends with the clown, they may also refer to an episode of Animaniacs in which Dr. Scratchansnif tries to cure Mr. Plotz (and later Wakko) of "clownophobia" with the mantra "A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement."
  • The "fatty, salty food" message refers to McDonald's fast food restaurants and Ronald McDonald.
    • The "super-sized pain" that ensues refers to the documentary Super Size Me about living off of McDonald's fast food.
    • It also may refer to the fact that at amusement parks, and other events, most food is heavily salted and deep-fried.