School of gummi piranhas
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|School of gummi piranhas|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Monster Parts||head, fin, tail|
The surface of Sweet-Ade lake roils and bubbles as a school of gummi fish starts to leap into the air. These aren't your average, blandly-sweet Swedish fish, though--these are bloodthirsty piranhas. Their tiny teeth are made of razor-sharp crystalized sugar, and they can skeletonize a chocolate cow in fifteen seconds.
A piranha lodges its tiny teeth in your <groin>. They're surprisingly sharp. Well, not that surprisingly, since I did warn you about them in the description.
A piranha leaps out of the water and slaps you silly with its tailfin.
A piranha splashes you with Sweet-Ade from the lake, and it burns your eyes. Ooh! Argh!
Two piranhas jump out of the lake and latch themselves onto your arms. You make mad orchestra conducting motions until you fling them off.
The entire school jumps out of the lake, gnaws on you for an agonizing five seconds, then flops back into the drink. Thank goodness they didn't stay for ten seconds more, or you'd be a skeleton. Ooh! Eek!
A piranha jumps out of the lake, but doesn't jump far enough and splashes back in.
A piranha tries to bite you, but can't open its mouth wide enough. You're glad you ate that extra knob sausage yesterday, and all the days before now.
A piranha tries to slap you with its tailfin, but you catch a tailwind and dodge.
A piranha skips a rock at you, but you skip out of the way.
A piranha splashes you, but you avoid the splashback.
The entire school jumps out of the lake at you, but you leap backwards, and they all fall to the shore gasping and flopping.
Two piranhas jump out of the lake at you, but you dodge between them.
Or, if overkilled with Cold Damage:
|You acquire an item: chocolate cow bone (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: gummi fang (% chance)*|
Occurs at Sweet-Ade Lake.
- Despite appearances, this is not a group monster.