|Locations||The Wreck of the H. M. S. Kringle|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
It looks like the elves who went down with the H. M. S. Kringle adapted to underwater life fairly well. Except for their temperaments, I guess -- that became fairly murderous.
He grabs a rock from the sea floor, puts a shiny bow on it, and hurls it at your <ear>. Merry Crimbo. Ouch! Eek! Argh!
He pulls a candy-cane shiv out of a soggy pocket and stabs you in the <groin>. Ooh! Argh! Ow!
He pulls a candy-cane shiv out of a soggy pocket and stabs you in the <lower back>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Oof! Eek!
He tries to strangle you with a licorice rope, but it disintegrates in the water before you stop struggling.
He pulls a candy-cane shiv out of his soggy pocket, but it breaks before he can stab you with it.
He pulls a candy-cane shiv out of his soggy pocket, but it breaks before he can stab you with it. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: salt plum (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: soggy elf shoes (% chance)*|
Occurs at The Wreck of the H. M. S. Kringle.
- The soggy elf shoes are a conditional drop, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.