Sea cow

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Sea cow
Monster ID 775
Locations The Coral Corral
Hit Points 900
Attack 600
Defense 675
Initiative 25
Meat 240-360
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, leg, tail
sea cowbell, sea leather
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
sea cow You're fighting a sea cow

The sea cow used to be a majestic beast that stampeded swam through the ocean in gigantic thundering herds schools. After years of domestication by sea cowboys, it's more like a barely-mobile milk machine wrapped in leather. But, y'know, sea cowboys need something to herd, or they'll be out of work, and they'll just hang around town starting finfights, so the sea cow at least serves some kind of purpose.

Hit Message(s):

It spits some cud at you with surprising velocity, making a surprising wound in your surprised face. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!

It bites you with its big, flat, grinding teeth. So it's more like a hard pinch. Ugh! Oof! Eek!

It drops a cow pie on you. Ew. Oof! Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)

It gores you with its sea horns. Wow, those are sea sharp! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!

It slaps you with a leathery fin. Eek! Eek! Ouch!

It stampedes over you. Which, under the sea, means it tries to swim through you and fails. Ow! Ooh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It gores you with its horns, slaps you with its udder, then bites your <foot> for good measure. Or bad measure, in this case. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It spits some cud at you, so you admonish it for spitting.

It tries to bite you, but its herbivore teeth are too flat.

It tries to drop a cow pie on you, but you decline a piece of that pie.

It tries to gore you with its sea horns, but they're not sea sharp enough.

It tries to slap you with a leathery fin, but is too slow and stupid to connect. Stupid sea cow.

It tries to stampede over you, but you swim out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It sleepily regards you disinterestedly while it chews its cud. Thrilling adventure! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Sealeather.gifYou acquire an item: sea leather (20% chance)*
Cowbell.gifYou acquire an item: sea cowbell (10% chance)*

Occurs at The Coral Corral.



  • Sea cows are real creatures, the best known species is probably the manatee.