Security slime

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Security slime
Monster ID 869
Locations The Nemesis' Lair (Sauceror)
Hit Points 210
Attack 160
Defense 144
Initiative 75
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts slime
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
security slime You're fighting a security slime

This large dark-colored slime has the word SECURITY painted on the front of it, presumably to indicate that it's in charge of keeping order at the slime convention, and not to give a shout-out to its favorite aspect of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Which is a pity, because you think you could have had a really interesting discussion with it about said Hierarchy. For instance, your personal favorite part of it is the one about not getting beaten to death by a giant sentient ooze.

Hit Message(s):

It pulls your shoes off to check for explosives, but you weren't wearing shoes on your feet. Ow. Oof! Ooh! Argh!

It checks you with a metal detector, finds you're insufficiently metal, and bangs your head against the wall for a minute. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!

It confiscates a big bottle of water you didn't know you were carrying, and beats you over the head with it. Eek! Ow! Argh!

It does a cavity search. It finds one in your upper rear molar, and pokes it really hard. Yeowch! Ugh! Eek! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It does a full body cavity search on the slime in front of you. It's pretty unpleasant to watch, and the various corrosive secretions flying around don't do you any favors, either. Ouch! Argh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It checks you with a metal detector, and seems to approve of how metal you are.

It checks your shoes for explosives. It's invasive, but at least it didn't check your underwear.

It confiscates your big bottle of water. Since you didn't know you had it, you don't miss it.

It does a cavity search, but your dental hygiene is beyond reproach[sic]?

Fumble Message:

It squelches off to harrass an old lady slime who has a pair of knitting needles on her. While he's gone, three slimes laden with explosives waltz past. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You gain 40 <substat>.

Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.

References

  • Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is a psychology theory proposed by Abraham Maslow to rank human needs, from most basic to most complex. Security is on the second level of the hierarchy.