Senate fly
| Senate fly | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2328 |
| Locations | Fight in the Dirt |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 4 |
| Defense | 2 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | eye, leg, thorax, wing |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a senate flyConsidering that there's only a hundred of these at any given time, you might expect they'd be less annoying than house flies. But somehow they're even more infuriating.
Hit Message(s):
It quickly drafts a bill calling for your ass to be kicked, which passes 1-0 (you don't get a vote). You take %dmg damage. Oof!
It beats nine kinds of hell out of you with a hickory walking stick, causing %dmg damage, regardless of this being a reference to the wrong house of congress. Ouch!
The senate fly passes a bill calling for the redistribution of your wealth, by which I mean blood, for %dmg damage. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow!
It pauses to adjust its little toga, which may or may not be represented in the art. Or in the senate.
It attacks you with a hickory walking stick, but you manage to defend yourself with some handy fireplace tongs, contrary to historical accuracy.
It seems to want to attack you, but can't break the partizan deadlock. Political jokes! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: senate fly thorax (50% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: bug juice (30% chance)* |
Occurs at Fight in the Dirt.
References
- The monster and much of its text refer to the United States Senate as well as the United States House of Representatives.
- The walking stick attack is a reference to the Caning of Charles Sumner.
- The toga message is a reference to the Roman Senate.
