Shaky clown

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Shaky clown
Monster ID 285
Locations The "Fun" House
Hit Points 16
Attack 19
Defense 17
No-Hit 29
Initiative 80
Meat 16-24
Phylum horror
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, clown skin
Bounty empty greasepaint tube
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
shaky clown You're fighting a shaky clown

This is a clown from a circus where all of the elephants are pink. His eyes are bloodshot, he moves in more of a stagger than a swagger, and his breath... Oh, man. His breath.

Hit Message(s):

He walks all over your face as though it were a doormat. Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)

He beats you like a red-headed stepchild who is also a mime. Ooh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

The clown grabs a nearby toilet and slams your head in the lid. Yech. Ugh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

The clown hits you over the head with a plate of beef. White... powdery... beef. Eek! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The clown whistles and snaps his fingers. Out of nowhere, four more shaky clowns emerge from behind a nearby tree (how did they all fit back there?) and proceed to beat you senseless. Ugh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to use you as a doormat, but you swiftly roll out of the way.

He tries to hit you in the face with a pie, but gets distracted by a nearby mime and misses.

The clown asks you to join a club that doesn't sound funny at all. You decline.

The clown asks you what time it is. You answer him, and he gets nervous and walks away.

Fumble Message:

He lurches toward you, but his big red nose falls off and he has to crawl around trying to pick it back up. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat


Clownnose.gifYou acquire an item: big red clown nose (14.9% chance)*
Clownpants.gifYou acquire an item: bloody clown pants (15.4% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of gin (10.2% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of rum (10.0% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of tequila (10.0% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of vodka (10.3% chance)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (10.3% chance)*
Issuebox.gifYou acquire an item: boxed wine (10.0% chance)*
Clownskin.gifYou acquire an item: clown skin (9.9% chance)*
Tube.gifYou acquire an item: empty greasepaint tube (100% chance)*
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurs at The "Fun" House.