Siphon Spirits

Siphon Spirits

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 0

This skill enables your Happy Medium to extract some of the spiritual essence of your opponent, and use it to make you a cocktail. The theological implications are somewhat disturbing, but the cocktails are delicious.

Source:	Have a charged Happy Medium as your current familiar
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Directs your Happy Medium to siphon the current monster into consumable booze. Stuns the monster for the current round.
When Used:

<Familiar name> waves her hands and extracts some of your opponent aura into a cocktail shaker. She mixes you a drink while the monster stands there looking stunned.
or

<Familiar name> holds out a cocktail glass and siphons some of his aura into the glass, then mixes up a metaphysical cocktail. He looks a little dazed after the extraction process.
or
<Familiar name> draws out some of its spirit and makes a cocktail with it. Your opponent gazes blankly into the distance.
or
<Familiar name> levitates a cocktail shaker in front of her. "Let's see. . . a little of this, a little of that, and some of that creature's aura, and presto!" She hands you a cocktail, and your opponent stands there looking stunned.
or
<Familiar name> conjurs the spirit of your opponent into a cocktail glass and mixes you a drink. Your opponent looks a little stunned.

You acquire... something.

(see below)

Notes

The player gets booze based on the monster's type and color of Happy Medium's aura.
Drink quality improves with a stronger aura:

Aura	Quality	Adv.	Lvl. Req.	Effect
Blue	Good	4-5	n/a	5 Turns
Orange	Awesome	6-7	4	10 Turns
Red	Awesome	8-9	8	15 Turns

The following is a table of the spirits and their effects:

Type	blue aura	orange aura	red aura	Effect	Effect Summary
Beasts	Zoodriver	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	Rampage!	+50% Weapon Damage
Bugs	Grasshopper	Locust	Plague of Locusts	Cockroach Scurry	+50% Combat Initiative
Constellations	Dark & Starry	Black Hole	Event Horizon	None	Restores MP
Constructs	Cement Mixer	Jackhammer	Dump Truck	Mortarfied	+100 Damage Absorption
Crimbo elves	Lollipop Drop	Candy Alexander	Candicaine	Holiday Bliss	+20% item & meat drops
Demons	Suffering Sinner	Suppurating Sinner	Sizzling Sinner	Heart Aflame	+50 Hot Damage
Dudes	Humanitini	More Humanitini than Humanitini	Oh, the Humanitini	None	Restores HP
Elementals	Firewater	Earth and Firewater	Earth, Wind and Firewater	Elemental Mastery	+5 Prismatic damage
Fish	Caipiranha	Flying Caipiranha	Flaming Caipiranha	Fishy	-1 Adventure cost underwater
Goblins	Buttery Knob	Slippery Knob	Flaming Knob	Gutterminded	+50 Sleaze Damage
Hippies	Fauna Libre	Chakra Libre	Aura Libre	Transcendental Wind	+50 Mysticality
Hobos	Mohobo	Moonshine Mohobo	Flaming Mohobo	Mo' Hobo	+10 Hobo Power
Horrors	Great Older Fashioned	Fuzzy Tentacle	Crazymaker	Void Between the Stars	+50 Cold Damage
Humanoids	Red Dwarf	Golden Mean	Green Giant	World's Shortest Giant	So-so Resistance to all elements
Mer-kin	Punchplanter	Doublepunchplanter	Haymaker	Fishy	-1 Adventure cost underwater
Orcs	Sazerorc	Sazuruk-hai	Flaming Sazerorc	Orc Chops	+50 Muscle
Penguins	Herring Daiquiri	Herring Wallbanger	Herringtini	Fishy	-1 Adventure cost underwater
Pirates	Aye Aye	Aye Aye, Captain	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	Arresistible	+50 Moxie
Plants	Green Velvet	Green Muslin	Green Burlap	None	Restores MP
Slimes	Slimosa	Extra-slimy Slimosa	Slimebite	In the Slimelight	+50 Stench Damage
Undead	Drac & Tan	Transylvania Sling	Shot of the Living Dead	Creepypasted	+50 Spooky Damage
Weird	Drunken Philosopher	Drunken Neurologist	Drunken Astrophysicist	Heisenberglary	+/- Stats Randomly