Slithering hollandaise glob

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Slithering hollandaise glob
Monster ID 658
Locations A Large Chamber
Hit Points 21
Attack 24
Defense 21
No-Hit 34
Initiative 40
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts pseudopod
Drops
None
Quest a creased paper strip , a crinkled paper strip, a crumpled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a torn paper strip, nauseating reagent
Manuel Entry
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slithering hollandaise glob You're fighting a slithering hollandaise glob

A yellowish-beige glob of what appears to be rancid hollandaise sauce slithers up to you. You aren't quite sure how to react, until it extends a pseudopod and attacks you, at which point you feel like you're on familiar ground again.

Hit Message(s):

It extends a pseudopod and punches you in the <lower back>. It hurts more than you'd expect. Eek! Ooh!

It slithers at you, but you step on it. Then you slip on its slimy body and crack your noggin on the floor. Ooh! Ow!

It tosses the shiny plate it's been sitting on at you. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise, I always say. Oof! Ugh!

It extends a psuedosword and stabs you in the <kidney>. Ugh! Argh!

It slithers onto your foot, and begins to slowly dissolve it. Dang, this is some unusually rancid hollandaise sauce! Ugh! Ugh!

It somehow clogs your arteries from the outside. Man, that stuff's bad for you. Eek! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

While you're distracted fighting the glob, another one drops from the ceiling and gets in your mouth! Euuurrrrrgh! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It extends a pseudopod, but doesn't seem to know what to do with it and just flails around for a bit.

It slithers at you, but you slither out of its way. Er, step out of its way. Legs are awesome.

It dissolves the paper plate it's been sitting on. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise, I always say.

It tries to extend a pseudosword, but it's too slimy to get the pointy bit right.

It slithers up to your foot, but you step away. It doesn't seem to have had a plan for this eventuality.

It tries to clog your arteries, but that doesn't work very well from the outside.

Fumble Message:

The glob burbles a little bit. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)*
Evilreagent.gifYou acquire an item: nauseating reagent (? chance)*

Occurs in A Large Chamber.

Notes

References

  • One hit/miss message combo is a (particularly groan-worthy) reference to the song Home for the Holidays, which starts with the line "There's no place like home for the holidays."