Smithsness

Smithsness is an enchantment from gear and consumables crafted from lumps of Brituminous coal and handfuls of Smithereens. Those materials are obtained with the skill Summon Smithsness, from the December 2013 Mr. Store item The Smith's Tome. By itself, Smithsness does nothing, but various items crafted from lumps of Brituminous coal can convert Smithsness into useful enchantments.

Consumables

These consumables are created by combining handfuls of Smithereens with other items. They give effects that grant additional Smithsness.

Consumable	Effect	Made By	Smithsness	Duration	Notes
handful of Smithereens	Smithsness Presence	Summon Smithsness	10	100	1 spleen
Flaskfull of Hollow	Merry Smithsness	Summon Smithsness -or- meatpasting handful of Smithereens	25	150	potion +Smithness% to all stats
Every Day is Like This Sundae	Smithsness Dinner	Cooking cool whip	10	100	2 fullness good food
Miserable Pie	Smithsness Dinner	Cooking Gnollish pie tin	10	50	2 fullness awesome food
Irish Coffee, English Heart	Smithsness Cheer	cocktailcrafting cup of lukewarm tea	10	100	2 potency good booze
Strikes Again Bigmouth	Smithsness Cheer	cocktailcrafting fermenting powder	10	50	2 potency awesome booze

Equipment

These items are created by meatsmithing lumps of Brituminous coal with other items. They all provide +5 Smithsness in addition to other bonuses, and convert Smithsness into other modifiers. Some enchantments may not be visible if you lack Smithsness.

Equipment	Crafted From	Type	+5 Smithsness gives	Notes
Meat Tenderizer is Murder	seal-clubbing club	weapon (1-handed club)	10% Muscle	Weapon Damage +20% +5 Smithsness 25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury. (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	turtle totem	off-hand item (shield)	10% Muscle	+5 to Familiar Weight +5 Smithsness Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly (Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	pasta spoon	weapon (1-handed utensil)	10% Mysticality	+5 Prismatic Damage +5 Smithsness Eminently Twistable (Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Saucepanic	saucepan	weapon (1-handed saucepan)	10% Mysticality	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Smithsness Lets you gather more Soulsauce (Bonus for Saucerors only)
Frankly Mr. Shank	disco ball	weapon (1-handed knife)	10% Moxie	Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25% +5 Smithsness (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	stolen accordion	ranged weapon (1-handed accordion)	10% Moxie	-1 MP to use Skills +5 Smithsness Has a cool Cadenza (Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
Sheila Take a Crossbow	crossbow string	ranged weapon (1-handed crossbow)	5% Combat Initiative	Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure +5% Pickpocket Chance +5 Smithsness
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	big stick	weapon (1-handed chefstaff)	+10 Bonus Spell Damage	Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Smithsness
Work is a Four Letter Sword	sword hilt	weapon (1-handed sword)	+5 Bonus Weapon Damage	Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure +5% Chance of Critical Hit +5 Smithsness
A Light that Never Goes Out	third-hand lantern	off-hand item	5% Item Drops from Monsters	Mysticality +5 +5 Hot Damage +5 Smithsness
Half a Purse	loose purse strings	off-hand item	10% Meat Drops from Monsters	+1 Stat(s) Per Fight Damage Reduction: 3 +5 Smithsness
Hairpiece On Fire	maiden wig	hat	+5 Maximum MP	So-So Cold Resistance (+2) +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +5 Smithsness
Vicar's Tutu	frilly skirt	pants	+10 Maximum HP	Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. +5 Smithsness
Hand in Glove	dirty hobo gloves	accessory	+5 Monster Level Does Damage in Combat based on Smithsness	Muscle +5 +5 Smithsness

Notes

• The maximum currently available Smithsness is:
  • 80 for most people
  • +5 if you are an Accordion Thief with Accordion Appreciation
  • +5 if you have a Disembodied Hand to wield an extra generic weapon
  • +5 if you have a defective Game Grid token for Video... Games?
• This includes 25 (or 30 or 35) points from equipment, 25 points from a potion, 30 points from food/booze/spleen effects, and 5 points from a reusable item.
• The Disembodied Hand can't equip accordions, so equipping it with a Sheila Take a Crossbow or Work is a Four Letter Sword confers 5 Smithsness, although actually doing this might not make sense in many situations.