Sonofa Beach

Sonofa Beach
Zone Num	136
Location	The Lighthouse
Unlocks	During Mysterious Island Quest
Recom Stat	170
Combat %	10
Quests	Lighthouse Keeper's gunpowder
ML	171
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	none
Ultra Rare	none
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Sonofa Beach is located in The Lighthouse area of The Mysterious Island of Mystery. It can be reached during and after the Mysterious Island Quest.

A primary stat of 170 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Not only does this beach have the usual hazards of sunburn, sand-kicking bullies, and leftover medical waste, it's also inhabited by a tribe of fierce, man-eating lobsterfrogmen. Are you sure you're tough enough to handle them?

(It is recommended that you have at least 170 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Chance of a combat encounter in this area: 10% base*

NOTE: This rate may be decreased if you complete the quest as a Hippy.

See Discussion.

Combat Adventures

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lobsterfrogman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: barrel of gunpowderq Meat Drop: 48-72 Monster Level: 171 • Substat Gain: 42.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 181 Monster Defense: 152 Hit Points: 190 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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A Latter-Day Litter Letter
	Item Drops: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle, or empty Cloaca-Cola bottle and tattered scrap of paper, or empty Cloaca-Cola bottle and scroll of pasta summoning

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Anchors Weigh
	Substat Gain: Gain 30 Strongness

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Beach Blanket Yahtzee
	Substat Gain: Gain 35 Roguishness

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Can't Beat the Evil Thing
	Item Drops: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle

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Dad-a-Chick
	Note: Gives 5 turns of Missing Fingers

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Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell
	Substat Gain: Gain 100 Magicalness Note: Lose 50 HP Note: If Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is equipped this adventure is replaced by Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell If You're Listening.

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Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell If You're Listening
	Note: Occurs in place of Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell when Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is equipped. Note: Grants a demon name for summoning.

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Forget It
	Substat Gain: Gain 35 Fortitude

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Hippies Don't Surf
	Substat Gain: Gain 30 Chutzpah

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Mystical Crap
	Substat Gain: Gain 30 Mysteriousness

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One Man's Treasure
	Item Drops: 3 valuable trinkets

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Save the Texas Prairie Chicken
	Item Drops: wool hat

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The Wake-Up Call of Kermithulhu
	Substat Gain: Gain 35-45 Enchantedness

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The Walking-Stick Rebellion
	Item Drops: 3 strawberries

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We Apologize To Our English Players For the Lameness of the Pun
	Item Drops: 3 bottles of rum, 3 lemons, 3 limes

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What a Maroon
	Item Drops: goatskin umbrella

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Zerg Rush
	Note: Lose 50% - 100% of max HP

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Crate Expectations
	Item Drops: 3 figurines of sleek seals Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers.

Notes

• Combat adventures always occur on turns 13, 25, 37, ... in this zone. This is in addition to any combats which may occur naturally.

History

• For a few days after the release of NS13 you were able to access this zone by using Teleportitis. This was a bug reported fixed by Jick on June 25, 2007.
• The combat adventure guarantee every 12th turn (starting turn 13) was added in a trivial update on March 10, 2014. At first, the combats occurred on turns 1, 12, 24, 36, ... but this was fixed on the same day.

References

• The title of this location is a play on the expression "Son of a Bitch." There was also a short-lived TV series by the name "Son Of The Beach", which was produced by shock-jock Howard Stern.
• The leftover medical waste on the beach is a reference to "Syringe Tide" or similar incidents.