Sorority Operator

Sorority Operator
Monster ID	509
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	200
Attack	185
Defense	162
No-Hit	195
Initiative	80
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, white class ring
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Sorority Operator

This sorority girl is, like, so good at talking on two cell phones, a land line, a webcam, and texting all at the same time that the frat boys, like, hired her to be the communications center for the war effort? She can, like, have fifty distinct conversations, all without saying anything intelligent or interesting?

Hit Message(s):

She totally calls a beer bongadier over to shove nasty beer down your throat? Oof! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ow!(sleaze damage)

She totally calls her best friend to come kick you in the <arse> with a high-heeled shoe? Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Eek!

She, like, calls her boyfriend Chad to come hit you in the <shins>? Argh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Oof!

She, like, ignores you and talks to someone on the phone, and the conversation is so inane it makes your brain bleed? Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

She, like, totally calls in a nearby infantry division to, like, pelt you with sake bombs and tequila grenades? You, like, get blown to smithereens? Eek! Ow! Ooh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

She, like, ignores you and talks to her best friend about getting a mani-pedi?

She totally was going to make you do a beer bong, but she gives you a hard lemonade instead because beer is like, so gross?

She totally calls her best friend, but she doesn't answer, so she's totally not her best friend anymore? Wait, could you repeat that?

She, like, calls her boyfriend to come hit you, but she totally gets his voice mail?

Fumble Message:

She, like, totally was going to call in an attack but her stupid cell network totally dropped the call? (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: beer helmet (1.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (0.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (1.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (2.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: PADL Phone (17.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: PADL Phone (17.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: PADL Phone (17.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: white class ring (31.0% chance)*

You gain 46-47 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

References

• The Sorority Operator's description, and most of her attack text, is in Valspeak which is attributed to the stereotype of the Valley Girl.