Sorority Operator

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Sorority Operator
Monster ID 509
Locations The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points 200
Attack 185
Defense 162
No-Hit 195
Initiative 80
Meat None
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, white class ring
Manuel Entry
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Sorority Operator You're fighting a Sorority Operator

This sorority girl is, like, so good at talking on two cell phones, a land line, a webcam, and texting all at the same time that the frat boys, like, hired her to be the communications center for the war effort? She can, like, have fifty distinct conversations, all without saying anything intelligent or interesting?

Hit Message(s):

She totally calls a beer bongadier over to shove nasty beer down your throat? Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!(sleaze damage)

She totally calls her best friend to come kick you in the <lower back> with a high-heeled shoe? Ow! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ow!

She, like, calls her boyfriend Chad to come hit you in the <leg>? Ouch! Ow! Ow! Eek! Ow!

She, like, ignores you and talks to someone on the phone, and the conversation is so inane it makes your brain bleed? Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

She, like, totally calls in a nearby infantry division to, like, pelt you with sake bombs and tequila grenades? You, like, get blown to smithereens? Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

She, like, ignores you and talks to her best friend about getting a mani-pedi?

She totally was going to make you do a beer bong, but she gives you a hard lemonade instead because beer is like, so gross?

She totally calls her best friend, but she doesn't answer, so she's totally not her best friend anymore? Wait, could you repeat that?

She, like, calls her boyfriend to come hit you, but she totally gets his voice mail?

Fumble Message:

She, like, totally was going to call in an attack but her stupid cell network totally dropped the call? (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Beerhelmet.gifYou acquire an item: beer helmet (1.4% chance)*
Fratwarpin.gifYou acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (0.8% chance)*
Deminpants.gifYou acquire an item: distressed denim pants (1.0% chance)*
Kicks.gifYou acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (2.4% chance)*
Padl.gifYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (17.6% chance)*
Padl.gifYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (17.6% chance)*
Padl.gifYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (17.6% chance)*
Rankring3.gifYou acquire an item: white class ring (31.0% chance)*
You gain 46-47 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).


  • The Sorority Operator's description, and most of her attack text, is in Valspeak which is attributed to the stereotype of the Valley Girl.