|Locations||The Spirit World|
|Hit Points||(Player's Max HP - 13) / 2 (375 cap)|
|Attack||Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 (500 cap)|
|Defense||Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 (500 cap)|
The spirit faucet, otherwise known as the Holy Spigot, drips tortuously all night and all day in the Spirit Realm. Even worse, it never falls into a steady rhythm, so it never fades into background noise. Just tightening the taps isn't going to be enough to silence it for good--this isn't some simple rat faucet, after all.
It drips on your forehead, over and over, until you feel a divot forming. Ooh! Oof! Ow!
It drips water on the top of your head, and when you tilt your head back to look, it goes straight up your nose. You choke and splutter, half-drowned. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!
It drips water right in your ear. Gross, man. Argh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)
You slip in the puddle of holy water beneath it and fall on your <forehead>, uttering some really unholy curses. Ugh! Ow! Eek!
It suddenly turns up to full force and blasts you with a jet of water forceful enough to remove layers of skin. It reminds you of the time you won a drink from the fire hose on that game show. Oof! Ugh! Eek!
It drips on your forehead, but you let a smile be your umbrella.
It drips water on the top of your head, but you do your best to ignore it.
It tries to drip water in your ear, but you hear it coming and move.
It sprays a jet of freezing cold water at you, but you jet to the side.
It sprays a jet of hot water at you, but you jet to the side.
You splash your face with the holy water. It's not refreshing, but it's not horrible.
It turns itself on full-blast, meaning to scald you with hot water, but whatever spiritual water heater it uses appears to have run out. Tepid water trickles across your face, not really doing any damage. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain Meat.|
|You acquire an item: spirit gum (% chance)*|
Occurs in the Spirit World.