Spirit faucet

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Spirit faucet
Monster ID 1458
Locations The Spirit World
Hit Points (Player's Max HP - 13) / 2 (375 cap)
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 (500 cap)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 (500 cap)
Initiative  ?
Meat unknown
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
spirit gum
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
spirit faucet You're fighting a spirit faucet

The spirit faucet, otherwise known as the Holy Spigot, drips tortuously all night and all day in the Spirit Realm. Even worse, it never falls into a steady rhythm, so it never fades into background noise. Just tightening the taps isn't going to be enough to silence it for good--this isn't some simple rat faucet, after all.

Hit Message(s):

It drips on your forehead, over and over, until you feel a divot forming. Ooh! Oof! Ow!

It drips water on the top of your head, and when you tilt your head back to look, it goes straight up your nose. You choke and splutter, half-drowned. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!

It drips water right in your ear. Gross, man. Argh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)

It sprays a jet of freezing cold water at you, turning your <shins> into a <ankle>-cicle. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It sprays a jet of hot water at your <knee>, par-boiling it. Oof! Oof! Ooh! (hot damage)

You slip in the puddle of holy water beneath it and fall on your <forehead>, uttering some really unholy curses. Ugh! Ow! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It suddenly turns up to full force and blasts you with a jet of water forceful enough to remove layers of skin. It reminds you of the time you won a drink from the fire hose on that game show. Oof! Ugh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It drips on your forehead, but you let a smile be your umbrella.

It drips water on the top of your head, but you do your best to ignore it.

It tries to drip water in your ear, but you hear it coming and move.

It sprays a jet of freezing cold water at you, but you jet to the side.

It sprays a jet of hot water at you, but you jet to the side.

You splash your face with the holy water. It's not refreshing, but it's not horrible.

Fumble Message:

It turns itself on full-blast, meaning to scald you with hot water, but whatever spiritual water heater it uses appears to have run out. Tepid water trickles across your face, not really doing any damage. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain Meat.
Spiritgum.gifYou acquire an item: spirit gum (% chance)*

Occurs in the Spirit World.

References

  • May be a reference to The Dripping Tap.
  • The mention of the Holy Spigot may be a reference to a mistake Rowan Atkinson's character makes while performing a wedding ceremony in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
  • Rat faucets, of course, are commonly found in the cellar of your Typical Tavern.