Spirit pea

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Spirit pea
Monster ID 1457
Locations The Spirit World
Hit Points (Player's Max HP - 13) / 2 (cap 375)
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 (cap 500)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 (cap 500)
Initiative  ?
Meat unknown
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
spirit gum
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
spirit pea You're fighting a spirit pea

The Great Turtle Spirits are damnably light sleepers, and even a pea underneath a mattress is enough to keep them awake and complaining.

In this case, though, the pea is almost as big as you are, and it's dried and gnarly, and it has a rudimentary face that moans and weeps. So I guess that would keep anybody awake.

Hit Message(s):

It rolls over your toes. You curse and imagine turning it into split pea soup. Oof! Oof! Ooh!

It shrinks to the size of a marble, rolls under your foot, and trips you up. Ouch! Ouch! Ugh!

It moans and gibbers with its weird vestigial face. It's super-creepy. Argh! Argh! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It plays "opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark" with you. You lose. Eek! Ooh! Argh!

It pulls out a sharpened carrot and shanks you with it. Argh! Eek! Ugh!

It crashes into you and knocks you over. And to think, your mother said peas were good for you. Eek! Ugh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It rolls at you, knocks you over, then spends a few minutes rolling back and forth over you until you're as bruised and battered as a black-eyed pea. Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It plays "opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark" with you, but you win.

It shrinks down and tries to trip you up, but you avoid stepping on it.

It tries to crash into you, but can't roll straight on the bed.

It tries to roll over your toes, but you pull them out of the way.

It moans and gibbers at you, but you're unfazed.

It tries to shank you with a sharpened carrot, but you've eaten enough carrots that you can easily see it coming.

Fumble Message:

It rolls at you, misses, and keeps rolling for a few seconds, cursing its spiritual momentum. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain Meat.
SomethingYou acquire... something. (% chance)*[[Data:]]

Occurs in the Spirit World.

References

  • The titular princess in The Princess and the Pea was kept awake by a pea that had been placed underneath her mattresses.
  • The opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark at one point has Indiana Jones running from a boulder that is rolling towards him, threatening to crush him.