Spooky music box

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Spooky music box
Monster ID 1551
Locations The Haunted Nursery
Hit Points 80
Attack 79
Defense 81
Initiative 25
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements spooky
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts ballerina, hinge, key, top
Drops
spooky music box mechanism, tiny dancer
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
spooky music box You're fighting a spooky music box

This music box plays a variety of haunted, unpleasant tunes, all diminished fourths and minor intervals. It also winds itself while no one's looking, so all you have to do is open the lid, watch the faded, creepy little figurine inside spin around, and wonder why you can't see your reflection in the mirror at the bottom of the box.

Hit Message(s):

It plays a minor variation on "Happy Birthday," reminding you of your own inexorable march toward the grave. Ooh! Ow! (spooky damage)

It plays a minor variation on "If You're Happy And You Know It." It's really soul-sucking. Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It plays a minor variation on "London Bridge is Falling Down," reminding you of the inevitable decay and folly of all man's inventions. Ugh! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It plays a minor variation on "The Alphabet Song," filling your head with dark letters of a forbidden tongue. Ow! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It plays a minor variation on "The Wheels on the Bus," reminding you of the thousands of people killed in automobile accidents every year. Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

It plays a minor variation on "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," reminding you how vast and unfeeling the universe is. Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It plays a grinding, discordant melody that sounds like a blender and a cat getting into a fight and somehow both losing. After careful listening, you realize the central melody it's improvising upon is "Frere Jacques." Ding, ding, dong, indeed. Ouch! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It plays a minor variation on "Happy Birthday," but it actually sounds less boring that way.

It plays a minor variation on "If You're Happy And You Know It." You clap along.

It plays a minor variation on "London Bridge is Falling Down," but you happily sing along.

It plays a minor variation on "The Alphabet Song," but you just pretend it's "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" instead.

It plays a minor variation on "The Wheels on the Bus," but you sing along.

It plays a minor variation on "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," but you prefer to believe it's the Alphabet Song.

Fumble Message:

It slows down, then stops and has to wind itself back up again. It's a tiny bit spooky to see the wind-up key move all by itself, but nothing you can't handle. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Tinydancer.gifYou acquire an item: tiny dancer (15% chance)*
Item musicbox.gifYou acquire an item: spooky music box mechanism (5% chance)*

Occurs at The Haunted Nursery.