Staff of the All-Steak

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Staff of the All-Steak
Staff of the All-Steak

Even before Meat was the currency of the Kingdom, its importance was well-understood. This staff is a symbol of that understanding, and also a cool wizard staff.

Type: weapon (1-handed chefstaff)
Damage: 1 - 2
Mysticality Required: 50
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

Spell Damage +50%
Damage Reduction: 15
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)

(In-game plural: Staff of the All-Steaks)
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Item number: 6263
Description ID: 382298524
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Obtained From

Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen
cosmic potted meat product

In Combat

Jiggle your Staff of the All-Steak

With charges remaining:
You jiggle the staff. A transluscent, whirling steak -- a steak of pure energy -- forms in the air before[sic]?. It expands until it seems to encompass the entire world. The All-Steak. There is sudden clarity: You have been inside the steak all along.

At the end of combat, after using a charge:
In the fading sunset glow of the All-Steak, items are much easier to find.

With no charges remaining:
You jiggle the staff, but there are no theatrics. Just a squirt of nasty congealed grease, which surprises and displays your opponent to the tune of ?16? damage.


  • You can only jiggle your staff once per fight.
  • Jiggling the staff gives a +300% items bonus.
  • This item is available only during a special challenge path. It will be removed from your inventory when you leave the path, either by breaking the prism to free King Ralph XI, or by dropping the path.

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