Stat Gains from Fights

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that increases how much you gain in stats after a fight. These items affect only monster encounters, and not other encounters. Because there are only a few items that do this, you may find it more effective to increase Monster Level too. Any fractional stat points you gain will vary randomly between the next integer and the last integer, depending on how close it is to either.

Absolute Gains

The items in this table list mechanics which increase stat gains by a set amount. In some cases, variable increases may be more beneficial.

Source	Source Type	Extra Substats/Fight	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Cereal Killer	Mom Sea Monkee	200	50 turns			Ask Mom for a bowl of cereal
Feel Lost	Skill	30	20 turns		Emotionally Chipped	Obtained from Feeling Lost +60% Item Drops from Monsters Random Adventuring
Up Sea Daisy (Plant)	The Florist Friar's Cottage	30	Always		Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	Underwater Only
Bloody Grin	Booze	25 Mus	50 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 6	Obtained from whiskey in a broken glass Bonus applies only in The Time-Twitching Tower +500% Physical Damage (The Time-Twitching Tower only)
Brainworm	Booze	25 Mys	50 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 6	Obtained from shot of mescal Bonus applies only in The Time-Twitching Tower +200% Item Drops from Monsters (The Time-Twitching Tower only)
Herbal Pert	Booze	25 Mox	50 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 6	Obtained from glass of herbal tequila Bonus applies only in The Time-Twitching Tower +250% Combat Initiative (The Time-Twitching Tower only)
Fire cracked	Food	20	20 turns	Item loss 1 full		Obtained from fire crackers.
Mer-kin dragbelt	Accessory	20 Mus	Always		85 Mus	Underwater Only Combat Initiative -25% May not equip more than one
Mer-kin eyeglasses	Accessory	20 Mys	Always		85 Mys	Underwater Only Maximum MP -300 May not equip more than one
Mer-kin gutgirdle	Accessory	20 Mox	Always		85 Mox	Underwater Only Maximum HP -300 May not equip more than one
snow belt	Accessory	5 Mus 5 Mys 5 Mox	Always			+8 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Disappears at the end of the day
Space Tripping	Item	4 Mus 4 Mys 4 Mox	10 turns			Obtained from buffed alien drugs
HOA zombie eyes	Accessory	10	Always		100 Mys	Monsters will be more attracted to you All Attributes -100% May not equip more than one
Grrrrrrreat!	Food	10 Mus	5 turns	Item loss 1 full		Obtained from tiger-lily's milk.
Oh Snap	Food	10 Mox	5 turns	Item loss 1 full		Obtained from dragon snaps.
Powdered	Food	10 Mys	5 turns	Item loss 1 full		Obtained from powdered donut.
Staff of the Woodfire	Weapon (1H)	10 Mys	Always		150 Mys	Chefstaves can only be equipped with special sauce gloves or Spirit of Rigatoni Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Can be jiggled to do Hot Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage
Sweetbreads Flambé	Item	10	25 turns			Obtained from Greek fire +25 Monster Level
Underworld flail	Weapon (2H)	10 Mox	Always		150 Mox	Ranged Damage +30 Moxie +10%
deep six-shooter	Weapon (1H)	10 Mox	Always		85 Mox	Ranged Damage +40 +6% Chance of Critical Hit Only when also equipping a sea holster
Underworld truncheon	Weapon (2H)	10 Mus	Always		150 Mus	Weapon Damage +20% Muscle +10%
Cursed tricorn hat	hat	10	Always		50 Mox	Mysticality +25 +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Proficient Pressure	Item	8	5-15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from pressurized potion of proficiency.
Phoenix, Right?	Spleen Item	6	20 turns	Item loss 1 Spleen		Obtained from glimmering phoenix feather
belt of Ogrekind	Accessory	5 Mus	Always		40 Mus	Muscle +15 Muscle +25% May not equip more than one
Crimbo Nostalgia	Food	5	50 turns	Item loss 3 full		Obtained from can of franks 'n' beans
	Booze			Item loss 3 drunk		Obtained from bottle of peppermint schnapps
Crimbo smile	Off-Hand Item	5	Always			Bonus for December only
cursed stats	Off-Hand Item	5	Always		Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path Base stats limited to 69 Can be uncursed into a weaker variant
Easy Riding	Skill (AoSP)	5	Always		AoSP
Master Thief's utility belt	Accessory	5 Mox	Always		40 Mox	Moxie +15 Moxie +25% May not equip more than one
Moon'd	Effect	5	20 turns		Arena quest completed as hippy	Obtained by choosing Party with the free spirits at the Mysterious Island Arena if completed with Jam Band Flyers Can get effect once per day
Play a Guitar Solo	Combat Skill	5	1 combat	10 MP		Enabled by wearing Elvish sunglasses and equipping guitars or Banjos Once per fight only
primitive alien necklace	Accessory	5	Always		10 Mys	+25 Cold Damage Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
Tapped In	Item	5	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from BROS Energy Drink
the Ley Incursion's waist	Accessory	5 Mys	Always		40 Mys	Mysticality +15 Mysticality +25% May not equip more than one
bowl of petunias	Off-Hand Item	4	Always		44 Mys	All Attributes +4 +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Human-Weird Thing Hybrid	Effect	4	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Weird
Loathing Legion necktie	Accessory	4	Always			Folded from a Loathing Legion knife. Cannot equip in Hardcore May not equip more than one
Nutrient-Rich	Food	4	100 turns	Item loss 2 full		Obtained from limp broccoli Maximum HP +50% Maximum MP +25%
Pride	Passive Skill	4	Always		Bad Moon	Stomach capacity -1
Thor's Pliers	Weapon (1H)	4	Always			Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster Regenerate 6-9 MP per adventure +20% Pickpocket Chance Regular Attacks Can't Miss Allows You to Ply Reality Regenerates Lightning Power (in Heavy Rains only)
Wal-Mart nametag	Accessory	4 Mys	Always		50 Mys	Mysticality +40% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
Wal-Mart overalls	Pants	4 Mox	Always		50 Mox	Moxie +40% Combat Initiative +30%
Wal-Mart snowglobe	Off-Hand Item	4 Mus	Always		50 Mus	Muscle +40% +5 to Familiar Weight
You Read The Manual	Item	4 Mys	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from O'RLY manual
X-gallon hat	Hat	3	Always		Path	X is equal to level All Attributes +X
2 Hearts, 1 Mind	Item	3	50 turns	Item loss		Obtained from essential cameraderie +3 Familiar Experience Per Combat
9-Volt-Charged	Item	3	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Battery (9-Volt) Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50% Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Grants one use of Shocking Lick Restores 80 MP, or 40 energy as a Robot
adobe abaya	Shirt	3 Mox	Always		40 Mox	Weapon Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
adobe adze	Weapon (1H)	3 Mus	Always		40 Mus	+5 to Familiar Weight Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
adobe ayam	Hat	3 Mys	Always		40 Mys	+20% Meat from Monsters Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude	Skill (AT)	1 Mus 1 Mys 1 Mox	5-20 turns	40 MP	None	Can be cast on other players
astral shirt	Shirt	3	Always		Torso Awareness	All Attributes +10% +3 Prismatic Damage
Big Veiny Brain	Item	3	10 turns	Item loss 1 Spleen		Obtained from Knob Goblin learning pill -10% Meat from Monsters -5% Items from Monsters
Black Tongue	Item	3	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from black snowcone Also gives all other snowcone effects
Car-Charged	Item	3	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Battery (car) Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50% +100% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Grants one use of Shocking Lick Restores 80 MP, or 40 energy as a Robot
Carol of the Thrills (effect)	Buff Skill	3	10 turns	30 MP		Obtained from casting Carol of the Thrills (skill) Skill obtained from using Carol of the Thrills
Catherine Wheel	Back Item	3	Always			All attributes +20% Disappears at rollover
Caveman Dan's favorite rock	Accessory	3 Mus	Always		35 Mus	Maximum HP +60 +30% Food Drops from Monsters
ceramic celsiturometer	Accessory	3 Mys	Always		40 Mys	Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Boil skill in combat May not equip more than one
ceramic cenobite's robe	Shirt	3 Mox	Always		40 Mox	Maximum HP/MP +20 Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Cenobitize skill in combat
ceramic centurion shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3 Mus	Always		40 Mus	Maximum HP +40 Regenerate 8-16 HP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Bash skill in combat
Cheered Up	Item	3	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from potion: Cheer-Up soda
D-Charged	Item	3	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Battery (D) Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50% Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Grants one use of Shocking Lick Restores 80 MP, or 40 energy as a Robot
Desenfantasmada	Booze	3	13 turns	Item loss 3 drunk		Obtained from Rompedores de Fantasmas So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
Feet of Grapefruit	Item	3 Mys	5 turns	Item loss		Sometimes obtained from flavored foot massage oil
Feet of Strawberry	Item	3 Mox	5 turns	Item loss		Sometimes obtained from flavored foot massage oil
Feet of Watermelon	Item	3 Mus	5 turns	Item loss		Sometimes obtained from flavored foot massage oil
fiberglass fedora	Hat	3 Mox	Always		40 Mox	+5 to Familiar Weight Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
fiberglass foil	Weapon (1H)	3 Mus	Always		40 Mus	+10 to Monster Level Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
fiberglass frock	Back Item	3 Mys	Always		40 Mus	Maximum MP +20 Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage
flagstone flag	Off-Hand Item	3 Mus	Always		40 Mus	+10% Item Drops from Monsters Allows use of the Flagellate skill in combat
flagstone fleece	Back Item	3 Mox	Always		40 Mox	+3 Adventures per day when equipped Allows use of the Flagstone Fleece Flex skill in combat
flagstone flip-flops	Accessory	3 Mys	Always		40 Mys	Combat Initiative +40% Allows use of the Flagstone Flap Flip skill in combat May not equip more than one
Fire Orange Bottle-Rocket	Combat Skill	3	1 combat	5 MP		Enabled by bottle-rocket crossbow Increases monster attack randomly by 10-15 Increases monster defense randomly by 10-15 May fire only one rocket per fight per equipped bottle-rocket crossbow
fuzzy polar bear ears	Familiar Item	3 Mus	Always			+5 to Familiar Weight
gilded trumpet	Weapon (1H)	3 Mox	Always			Maximum HP/MP +5
Good with the Ladies	Adventure	3	5 turns	Item loss Adventure		Obtained by adventuring in The Stately Pleasure Dome after using a tiny bottle of absinthe Opens a path in the Worm Wood Done Quickly
googly-ball hat	Hat	3 Mys	Always		111 Mys	Mysticality +10
googly-heart hat	Hat	3 Mox	Always		111 Mox	Moxie +10
googly-star hat	Hat	3 Mus	Always		111 Mus	Muscle +10
The Halls of Moxiousness	Item	3 Mox	5-15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from peach lozenge
The Halls of Muscularity	Item	3 Mus	5-15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from plum lozenge
The Halls of Mysticality	Item	3 Mys	5-15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from pear lozenge
ice baby	Off-Hand Item	3	Always			Cannot equip in Hardcore
Lantern-Charged	Item	3	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Battery (lantern) Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50% +100% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Grants one use of Shocking Lick Restores 80 MP, or 40 energy as a Robot
Libra Rising	Item	1 Mus 1 Mys 1 Mox	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from a disco horoscope (Libra)
Liquid Courage	Adventure	3	20 turns	12 Adventures Item loss		Obtained from Path of the Mole
Makeshift garbage shirt	Shirt	3	Always		January's Garbage Tote	Additionally doubles stat gains from fights for 37 combats +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +10 Stench Damage
Memento Moiré	Booze	3	10 turns	Item loss 2 drunk	Level 2	Obtained from shot of nepenthe schnapps
miniature candle	Off-Hand Item	3	Always			+20% Item Drops from Monsters Disappears at rollover
miniature goose mask	Familiar Item	3 Mox	Always			+5 to Familiar Weight
No Worries	A Jukebox	3	10 turns			Obtained by selecting It's Okay, Don't Stress Out
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always			Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Class-specific enchantments Can be thrown in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
Orange Tongue	Item	3	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from orange snowcone
La Oscuridad Adentro	Booze	3 Mys	13 turns	Item loss 3 drunk		Obtained from La Fantasma y La Oscuridad +13 Damage to Spooky Spells +13 Spooky Damage
Overconfidence	Passive Skill (PS)	3 Mus	Always		Pig Skinner	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Pig Skinner
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3	Always			Maximum HP +30 Weapon Damage +15 Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Weapons from Monsters +50% Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
Pompadour	Skill	3	Intrinsic	Item loss	AoSP	Option when you Check Mirror
rare oboe	Weapon (1H)	3	Always		25 Mox	+10 Prismatic Damage
shining halo	Accessory	3	Always			Bonus for Unarmed Characters only May not equip more than one
Shiny Happy Cupcake	Item	3	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from orange-frosted astral cupcake
Sangre Brillante	Booze	3 Mox	13 turns	Item loss 3 drunk		Obtained from Fantasma en la Máquina Regenerate 5-6 MP per Adventure
spangly sombrero	Hat	3 Mox	Always		60 Mox
Spooky Putty mitre	Hat	3	Always			Cannot equip in Hardcore
Squatting and Thrusting	Item	3 Mus	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Squat-Thrust Magazine
stained glass serape	Back Item	3 Mox	Always		40 Mox	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +5 Sleaze Damage
stained glass shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	3 Mus	Always		40 Mus	Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +5 Cold Damage
stained glass spectacles	Accessory	3 Mys	Always		40 Mys	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +5 Spooky Damage May not equip more than one
Stopping to Smell the Flowers	Effect	3	40 turns	Item loss (3 papier-mâché globs		Obtained from papier-mâchaeranthera
sugar shirt	Shirt	3	30 combats		Torso Awareness	Folded from a Sugar sheet. Lasts for 30 combats, then shatters into 2-3 sugar shards.
teacher's pen	Accessory	3	Always			+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat
terra cotta tie tack	Accessory	3 Mox	Always		40 Mox	+20% Meat from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes May not equip more than one
terra cotta tongs	Weapon (1H)	3 Mys	Always		40 Mys	+5 Prismatic Damage Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
terra cotta truss	Accessory	3 Mus	Always		40 Mus	Combat Initiative +40% Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes May not equip more than one
tiny glowing red nose	Familiar Item	3 Mys	Always			+5 to Familiar Weight
Turtle Titters	The Mad Tea Party	3	30 turns			Obtained from wearing a hat with 25 non-space characters in its name
Unstable Pointy Ears	Accessory	3	Always			Disappears at the end of the day
vampyric cloake	Back Item	3	Always			Mr. Store Item +15% Item Drops from Monsters Maximum HP +level*10 +25% Combat Initiative +4 Adventure(s) per day Improves the effectiveness of various Dark Gyffte skills
Virtuosity	Passive Skill (JA)	3 Mox	Always		Jazz Agent	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Jazz Agent
wax lips	Familiar Equipment	3	Always			Cannot equip in Hardcore
Well-Rested	Skill	3	5 turns	Adventure		Obtained from casting Hibernate Restores all HP
Winning Smile	Item	3	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Effermint™ tablets
Wisdom of Jarlsberg	Skill (CW)	3 Mys	10 turns	25 MP	Cheese Wizard	Obtained from casting Reality Shift Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Cheese Wizard
Wistfully Nostalgic	An Old-Timey Radio	3	10 turns			Obtained randomly
wrought-iron walker	Accessory	3 Mox	Always		40 Mys	Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time May not equip more than one
wrought-iron widget	Accessory	3 Mys	Always		40 Mys	Maximum HP +40 Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon May not equip more than one
wrought-iron wig	Hat	3 Mus	Always		40 Mox	+15 Cold Damage Makes Northern Explosion deal additional damage over time
Twangy	Item	3	30 turns	1 charge		Obtained from Loathing Idol Microphone Also adds an additional 4 Stench Resistance Also adds an additional 4 Sleaze Resistance
ball-in-a-cup	Off-Hand Item	2 Mys	Always			Can be used once per day for 15-25 Enchantedness
Brilliant Resolve	Item	2 Mys	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from resolution: be smarter
Browbeaten	Item	2 Mus	25 turns			Obtained from old eyebrow pencil Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +5
candlestick	Weapon (1H)	2 Mys	Always			Mysticality +100% Disappears at the end of the day
chalk chain	Accessory	2 Mus	Always			+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Weakens attackers May not equip more than one
chalk chinos	Pants	2 Mys	Always			+20% Combat Initiative Weakens attackers
chalk choker	Accessory	2 Mox	Always			+20% Pants Drops from Monsters Weakens attackers May not equip more than one
chiffon chapeau	Hat	2 Mus	Always			+10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Deals Cold Damage each round
chiffon chaps	Pants	2 Mox	Always			+10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells Deals Spooky Damage each round
chiffon chemise	Shirt	2 Mys	Always			+10 Cold Damage +10 Damage to Cold Spells Deals Sleaze Damage each round
Comprehensively Nourished	Food	2	20 turns	Item loss 1 full	Level 4	Obtained from liquid bread
extra-large palm-frond toupee	Hat	2	Always		60 Mox
flaming juggler's balls	Weapon (1H)	2	Always			+10 Hot Damage Cannot equip in Hardcore
flapper floppers	Accessory	2 Mys	Always		35 Mys	Mysticality +25%
From Nantucket	Item	2 Mox	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
gumshoes	Accessory	2 Mus	Always		10 Mus	Muscle +25%
handmade hobby horse	Off-Hand Item	2 Mus	Always			Can be used once per day for 15-25 Strengthliness
Helm of the Scream Emperor	Hat	2	Always			Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure All Attributes +5%
Irresistible Resolve	Item	2 Mox	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from resolution: be sexier
Jarlsberg's pan	Off-Hand Item	2 Mys	Always			Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure +50% Food Drops from Monsters Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only) +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg Has the same stats in Cosmic portal mode but also allows creation of Cosmic Calories
loofah ladle	Weapon (1H)	2 Mys	Always			Maximum MP +30 Allows use of the Loofah Stew skill in combat
loofah lavalier	Accessory	2 Mox	Always			Maximum HP/MP +20 Allows use of the Loofah Lava skill in combat May not equip more than one
loofah lei	Accessory	2 Mus	Always			Maximum HP +40 Allows use of the Loofah Lei Lasso skill in combat May not equip more than one
moss mace	Weapon (1H)	2 Mus	Always			So-So Hot Resistance (+2) Lets you mug a foe
moss mantle	Back Item	2 Mox	Always			So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) Lets you delevel and stun a foe
moss medal	Accessory	2 Mys	Always			So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) Lets you impress your pasta thrall May not equip more than one
norwhal helmet	Hat	2 Mys	Always		50 Mys	Spell Damage +60% +60% Booze Drops from Monsters
ocarina of space	Weapon (2H)	2	Always		45 Mox	All Attributes +4 Ranged Damage +5
Pantsgiving	Pants	2	Always			So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +15% Item Drops from Monsters +30% Meat from Monsters Lets you cram in slightly more food. Improves resting Lets you use various Thanksgivingy skills
Papowerful	Item	2	5-15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from papotion of papower Spell Damage +10 Weapon Damage +10
paraffin pendant	Accessory	2 Mys	Always			Maximum MP +10 Lets you unleash a prismatic attack May not equip more than one
paraffin pith helmet	Hat	2 Mus	Always			+10 Cold Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
paraffin pseudoaccordion	Weapon (1H)	2 Mox	Always			+10 Spooky Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
polyester panama hat	Hat	2 Mox	Always			+10% Meat from Monsters Adds Damage to Disco Dances
polyester parachute	Back Item	2 Mus	Always			+10% Weapon Drops from Monsters Fury Increases Your Initiative
polyester pettipants	Pants	2 Mys	Always			Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better
replica Elf Guard medal	Accessory	2	Always			+5 Elf Warfare Effectiveness Maximum HP/MP +20
revolver	Weapon (1H)	2 Mox	Always			Combat Initiative +50%
Roman sadnals	Accessory	2	Always		35 Mys
rope	Weapon (1H)	2 Mus	Always			+10 to Familiar Weight
Rosewater Mark	Item	2 Mys	25 turns			Obtained from old rosewater cream Mysticality +10 Spell Damage +10
Saucepanic	Weapon (1H)	2	Always			+5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% Lets you gather more Soulsauce
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	Item	2	20 combats	Item loss		Must be attached to a scratch 'n' sniff sword or scratch 'n' sniff crossbow. Limit of 3 may be attached. Falls off after 20 combats.
Sepia Tan	Item	2 Mox	25 turns			Obtained from old bronzer Moxie +10 Combat Initiative +20%
set of jacks	Off-Hand Item	2 Mox	Always			Can be used once per day for 15-25 Sarcasm
sneakeasies	Accessory	2 Mox	Always		60 Mox	Moxie +25%
Space Cowboy	Item	2	15 turns			Obtained from alien drugs
Spelunker's fedora	Hat	2	Always		35 Mox	All Attributes +10% +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Strong Resolve	Item	2 Mus	20 turns	Item loss		Obtained from resolution: be stronger
velour valise	Off-Hand item	2 Mox	Always			+30% Booze Drops from Monsters Triples the damage and deleveling of Tango of Terror
velour veil	Accessory	2 Mys	Always			+30% Accessory Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini May not equip more than one
velour voulge	Weapon (1H)	2 Mus	Always			+30% Weapon Drops from Monsters Triples the effect of Snarl of the Timberwolf
wicker clicker	Off-Hand Item	2 Mox	Always			Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Cadenza will briefly stun opponents
wicker knickers	Pants	2 Mys	Always			+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord
wicker slicker	Back Item	2 Mus	Always			Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight
witty rapier	Weapon (1H)	2 Mys	Always		60 Mus
Yorick	Off-Hand Item	2	Always		25 Mys	Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure +15% Item Drops from Monsters
Almost Cool	Item	1 Mox	15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from potion: Mostly-broken sunglasses
ankleweights	Accessory	1	Always		35 Mys	+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped May not equip more than one
Best Dressed	Skill	1 Mox	Always		AoSP	Also allows you to wear shirts.
cement sandals	Accessory	1 Mus	Always		10 Mus	Combat Initiative -10% May not equip more than one
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	1	Always		200 Mys	+1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
Extra Backbone	Item	1 Mus	15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from potion: really thick spine
ga-ga radio	Weapon (2H)	1	Always		47 Mox	Weapon Damage +5 Maximum MP +20
Gummi-Grin	Item	1 Mus	15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from a gummi turtle
Half a Purse	Off-Hand Item	1	Always			Damage Reduction: 3 +5 Smithsness +X% Meat from Monsters
Heart of White	Item	1	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from white candy heart All Attributes +3 +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
Human-Hippy Hybrid	Effect	1	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	Maximum MP +20
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Hippy Maximum MP +20
Human-Orc Hybrid	Effect	1	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	Maximum HP +40
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Orc Maximum HP +40
Jarlsberg's hat	Hat	1 Mys	Always		Avatar of Jarlsberg	Mysticality +5 Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure Only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg run
Knowing Smile	Skill	1 Mox	10 turns
night-vision goggles	Accessory	1 Mox	Always		10 Mys	Moxie -10% May not equip more than one
Ogred and Oublietted	Item	1 Mus 1 Mys	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Ogres and Oubliettes™ module
paperclip-on tie	Accessory	1	Always		10 Mys	Weapon Damage +5 Spell Damage +5 May not equip more than one
Patient Smile	Skill	1 Mus	10 turns
pocketwatch on a chain	Off-Hand Item	1 Mys	Always		10 Mys	Monster Level -10
Radio KoL Antenna Ball	Accessory	1	Always			Radio prize
Ready to Snap	Item	1 Myst	15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from potion: ginger snaps
red silk skirt	Pants	1 Mox	Always		62 Mox	+30% Hat/Pants Items from Monsters
tin drum	Weapon (2H)	1 Mox	Always			Moxie +10% Prismatic Damage +3
tin foil	Weapon (1H)	1 Mus	Always			Muscle +10% Weapon Damage +10%
tin tam	Hat	1 Mys	Always			So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Damage Reduction: 5
troll britches	Pants	1	Always		42 Mox	Monster Level +5
uncursed stats	Off-Hand Item	1	Always		Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path Obtained from uncursing the cursed stats
white whip	Weapon (1H)	1	Always
Waders	Pants	5	Always		30 Mox	+5 Fishing Skill So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
white whip	Weapon (1H)	1	Always
Wry Smile	Skill	1 Mys	10 turns
Peeled Eyeballs	Item	-1	10 turns	Item loss		+20% Items from Monsters -30% Meat from Monsters
Wasabi Sinuses	Item	-1	10 turns	Item loss		+40% Meat from Monsters -20% Items from Monsters
Gluttony	Passive Skill	-2	Always		Bad Moon	Stomach capacity +2
The Vitus Virus	Adventure	-5	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained from Laboratory +50% Item Drops from Monsters
Mayor Ghost's sash	Accessory	-10	Always		100 Mys	+30% Item Drops from Monsters -30% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one

Variable Gains

This table lists mechanics which impart variable bonus substats after victorious combats.

Source	Source Type	Extra Stats	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Feel Pride	Combat Skill	200%	Current combat		Emotionally Chipped	Usable 3 times per day
Makeshift garbage shirt	Shirt	100%	37 combats		January's Garbage Tote	+3 Stat(s) Per Fight +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +10 Stench Damage
Jungle Juiced	Effect	100%	30 adventures		Level 4	Only applies to the 4 monsters in The Deep Dark Jungle Acquired from Jungle Juice
Bowl Sideways	Combat Skill	50%	Skill cooldown		cosmic bowling ball	Duration is equal to the current cosmic bowling ball cooldown (a number of combats equal to 2 * number of bowling skills used that day + 3), and only applies to the same zone in which the skill was used. Can be re-used whenever the bowling ball returns. Also deals passive damage at the start of combat equal to ~55%-65% of each monster's max HP.
Synthesis: Learning	Effect	50% Myst	30 adventures	Two complex candies; 1 Spleen	Sweet Synthesis skill
Synthesis: Movement	Effect	50% Mus	30 adventures	Two complex candies; 1 Spleen	Sweet Synthesis skill
Synthesis: Style	Effect	50% Mox	30 adventures	Two complex candies; 1 Spleen	Sweet Synthesis skill
Spiced Up	Effect	20% Mus	20 adventures	1 adventure	The Neverending Party	Acquired by choosing Check out the kitchen in the It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused noncombat, and selecting "Check out the muscle spice" Noncombat appears every eight adventures
The Best Hair You've Ever Had	Effect	20% Mox	20 adventures	1 adventure	The Neverending Party	Acquired by choosing Investigate the basement in the It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused noncombat, and selecting "Use the hair gel" Noncombat appears every eight adventures
Tomes of Opportunity	Effect	20% Myst	20 adventures	1 adventure	The Neverending Party	Acquired by choosing Head upstairs in the It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused noncombat, and selecting "Read the tomes" Noncombat appears every eight adventures
familiar scrapbook	Off-hand	5%-15%	Always			5% to all stats is the base level. Stat gains increase by (# of scraps/10) %, capping at 15% (at 100 scraps) +5 Familiar Weight +1 Familiar Experience per combat Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure
The Royal We	Food	25-50	30 adventures	Item Loss; 1 Fullness	Level 13	Stat gains start at 25, and increase by 1 every time you clear the chessboard, for a maximum of 25 (50 times). Acquired by consuming king/queen cookie.
Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer	Effect	0-2	10 adventures	Item Loss	None	Acquired from disintegrating sheet music.
Full of Wist	Effect	(player level), capped at 11	10 adventures	Item Loss	None	Obtained from BitterSweetTarts.
Orange Crusher	Effect	(duration/10) Mus, capped at 5	10 adventures	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Pulled orange taffy.
Purple Reign	Effect	(duration/10) Mys, capped at 5	10 adventures	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Pulled violet taffy.
Cinnamon Challenger	Effect	(duration/10) Mox, capped at 5	10 adventures	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Pulled red taffy.
Heavily Breathing	Adventure	(player level) Mus	10 adventures	1 adventure	None	Effect can only be generated on Generic Summer Holiday
Marco Polarity	Adventure	(player level) Mys	10 adventures	1 adventure	None	Effect can only be generated on Generic Summer Holiday
Full-Body Tan	Adventure	(player level) Mox	10 adventures	1 adventure	None	Effect can only be generated on Generic Summer Holiday
The HeyDezebound Heart	Effect	⌊X/5⌋ (max +100?)	1 adventure	Item Loss	None	Acquired from Pain Dip X is turns of effect remaining. Also gives +X% Items from Monsters (max +300%) and All Attributes -X% (max -500%?).
navel ring of navel gazing	Accessory	0 or 3			None	After combat effect has 85% chance of firing Mysticaity +25% Spell Damage +100% -1 MP to use Skills Damage Reduction equal to player level Staggers 50% of the time Run Away is successful (and sometimes free) Possible end-of-combat effects include: +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights Restore 10-20 MP May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mayflower bouquet	Familiar Equipment	0 or 5			None	Effect may activate randomly after combat +5 to Familiar Weight Sometimes drops usable flowers after combat Potential post-combat effects: Familiar experience +3 +40% Meat from Monsters +25% Item Drops from Monsters
little box of fireworks	Familiar Equipment	0 or 3			None	+5 to Familiar Weight In first round of combat, helps with Combat Initiative, delevels, or does Passive Damage Allows familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle (does elemental damage and sometimes grants +2 familiar experience) After combat, may increase Items from Monsters or grant 3 extra Stat Gains from Fights
naughty fortune teller	Off-Hand Item	0-5			None	Higher bonuses for quicker kills
V for Vivala mask	Accessory	1-7			None	Gives 1-3 substats, +4 extra if the finishing blow was critical Muscle +30% +10% Critical Hit Chance Combat Items do 50% extra damage Enables use of Creepy Grin once per day Critical hits are extra-explosive; possible effects include: Gain 1 Adventure Stun Hot Damage Physical Damage Steal items May not equip more than one Cannot be equipped at the same time as Juju Mojo Mask
Juju Mojo Mask	Accessory	2-5			None	Gives 2 substats, +3 for a specific stat with an intrinsic active All Attributes +10% Potential intrinsics, which include +3 to the stat plus other effects: Gaze of the Volcano God (muscle) Gaze of the Lightning God (myst) Gaze of the Trickster God (moxie) May not equip more than one Cannot be equipped at the same time as V for Vivala mask

Distribution Tuning

These equipment allow you to change how the stats you gain from fights end up being distributed.

Item	Slot	Distribution	Prereq	Notes
tropical paperweight	Off-Hand Item	2 Mus : 1 Mys : 1 Mox		+1 Stats/Fight
deck of tropical cards		1 Mus : 2 Mys : 1 Mox
Tiki lighter		1 Mus : 1 Mys : 2 Mox
mime army insignia (infantry)	Accessory1 only	Mus only	200 Mus
mime army insignia (intelligence)		Mys only	200 Mys
mime army insignia (espionage)		Mox only	200 Mox

Familiars

Several familiars will also add to the stats at the end of a fight, depending on the weight of the familiar. Familiar equipment will, of course, increase the stat gains you get from these familiars. For details, see familiars by type.

See Also

• Stat gain multipliers

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