Steam elemental

Steam elemental
Monster ID	1557
Locations	The Haunted Boiler Room
Hit Points	140
Attack	160
Defense	137
Initiative	75
Meat	None
Phylum	elemental
Elements	hot
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	cloud, face, mouth
Drops Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (1), Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (2), Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (3), Steam Card: Space Trip (1), Steam Card: Space Trip (2), Steam Card: Space Trip (3), Steam Card: Meteoid (1), Steam Card: Meteoid (2), Steam Card: Meteoid (3), Steam Card: DemonStar (1), Steam Card: DemonStar (2), Steam Card: DemonStar (3), Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (1), Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (2), Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (3)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a steam elemental

A valve opens in one of the pipes near you, and you brace for a cloud of scalding steam to come out. Instead, a little voice says, "steam elemental is updating. Checking updates, 1/256." You tap your foot and wait for it to finish, but when it asks you to log in and choose a password to fight the steam elemental, you refuse. After a few "are you sure?" messages, the steam elemental finally puffs out and squares off against you.

Hit Message(s):

It heats up the pipe you're leaning against until it burns you. Why were you leaning against some random pipe in the first place? Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)

It puffs some steam into your ear. You get a life with the dreamer's dream. No, just kidding. You get parboiled eardrums. Argh! Eek! (hot damage)

It puffs steam onto your <thigh>. You get really steamed about it, but it still hurts. Oof! Oof! (hot damage)

It puffs steam right up your nostrils, curling your nose hair and boiling part of your brain. Argh! Ow! (hot damage)

It steam-cleans your clothes. Now you're clean, but also scalded all to heck. Ouch! Oof! (hot damage)

It uses its steam to power a nearby model train, making it roll over your feet. Ouch! Oof! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It envelops you in scalding steam, vigorously cleaning and straightening your clothes while also removing a couple of layers of skin you were pretty fond of. Ugh! Ooh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It puffs some steam at you, but it just straightens your clothes.

It puffs steam at you, but you puff it right back.

It puffs steam at your nostrils, but you snort derisively.

It steams up the place, but you stay calm about the whole thing.

It tries to steam clean you clothes, but you decline to take them off.

It uses its steam to power a nearby model train. It's pretty neat.

Fumble Message:

It stops to download another patch, asks for another login, and fails to sync with a central server. It has to reconnect several more times before it can finally attack. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)

You acquire an item: Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)

Notes

• Occurs at The Haunted Boiler Room.
• The first 3 encounters per day will drop exactly one steam card. Yellow rays do not work.
• Only three steam cards can be found each day. It is not known whether this resets during ascension.
• You can get a steam card even if you Release the Boots on the monster.
• A single player has only three possible steam cards that can drop.

Reference

• This monster references Steam, Valve Corporation's digital content delivery system, of which Steam Trading Cards is a feature.
• The second hit message references the song "Steam", by Peter Gabriel.