Steel margarita

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steel margarita
steel margarita

You know how you can have strawberry margaritas, raspberry margaritas, and regular old lime margaritas? Well, this one is flavored with pure extract of steel. Then garnished with a magnolia. I mean, it was either that or Shaquille O'Neal.

Type: booze (quest)
Potency: 5
Level required: 5
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: steel margaritas)
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Item number: 2743
Description ID: 941463343
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Obtained From

Angry <player name>, this is Azazel in Hell (if not Teetotaler, Oxygenarian, Avatar of Boris, Zombie Slayer, or Plumber)

When Used

You drink the steel margarita. It tastes like licking a sword, only less sharp. You feel your liver harden, but in a good way.
You acquire a skill: Liver.gif Liver of Steel
You gain 5 Drunkenness.
Jarlsberg's spirit won't let you drink this thing, but you outsmart it -- you hold the margarita against your forehead and absorb its essence directly into your brain.

Take that, germophobe!
You acquire a skill: Liver.gif Liver of Steel
You gain 5 Drunkenness.


  • Can be fed to the Spirit Hobo, providing 250 attacks. If so, you will not acquire Liver of Steel.
  • Can be drunk whilst having 14 drunkenness and it will not cause you to overdrink.
  • Ode to Booze does not grant any adventures when drinking the steel margarita, nor does drinking the steel margarita reduce the duration of the Ode to Booze effect.
  • Can be drunk even if a high-school student.


  • "Garnished with a magnolia" is a reference to the play and film Steel Magnolias.
  • "It was either that, or Shaquille O'Neal" is a reference to the 1997 superhero movie Steel, starring Shaquille O'Neal.
  • The name of the quest "Angry <player name>, this is Azazel in Hell" is a reference to the Poe song "Angry Johnny", which contains the lyric "Johnny, Angry Johnny, This is Jezebel in Hell".