Stuffed porpoise

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stuffed porpoise
stuffed porpoise

This is a stuffed replica of a porpoise, for those looking to lead a porpoise-driven life.

Actually, I wouldn't recommend letting it drive your meatcar, since it doesn't have thumbs, and is completely inanimate.

Type: off-hand item
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
Gift Item

(In-game plural: stuffed porpoises)
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Item number: 4544
Description ID: 773251324
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Obtained From

Stores
The Tweedleporium (10,000 Meat)

When Used

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You punch your porpoise. If you know what I mean. (I mean you punch your stuffed porpoise in the face.)

References

  • Punching the porpoise is a reference to the phrase "flogging the dolphin", a euphemism for masturbation.
  • The porpoise driven life is probably a reference to this youtube video, itself a parody of The Purpose Driven Life.

Collection

TOP 10 stuffed porpoise collections
1. Pastahead - 210 | 2. Rag Nymph - 200 | 3. chibichan - 170 | 4. Scrabblewench - 151 | 5. rintaun - 100
6. Darkling - 100 | 7. Farflier - 100 | 8. caducus - 100 | 9. Lord Budroe - 85 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 84
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings