Stumbling-drunk congoer (female)

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Stumbling-drunk congoer (female)
Monster ID 1972
Locations KoL Con Clan Party House, 12 West Main
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
unidentified drink, KoL Con 13 T-shirt
Manuel Entry
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stumbling-drunk congoer (female) You're fighting a stumbling-drunk congoer (female)

While navigating through a crowded party, you accidentally bump into a rather intoxicated young lady, and the awkward flailing as the two of you try and extricate yourselves from the situation just makes things doubly-awkward.

Hit Message(s):

She asks if you'd like to join the game she and her friends are playing, and accidentally stabs you with her pen. Ow! Ow! Argh! Ow!

She accidentally steps on your <forehead> while trying to get out of your way. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!

She drops some blank white cards on the floor, and the two of you klonk heads as you both bend over to pick them up. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

Someone behind you mistakes you for someone they know, and grabs you in a crushing bear-hug. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

As you're trying to get out of her way, you bump a table and knock over someone's "Jenga-Or-Dare" tower.

She tries to describe the game she's playing, but what kind of game uses blank cards? That doesn't make any sense.

She tries to apologize, but you can't really hear her because of the band playing classic 8-bit video game music arranged for electric guitar.

Fumble Message:

The two of you do that awkward back-and-forth sidling Excuse Me dance endemic to crowded parties everywhere. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Plasticcup.gifYou acquire an item: unidentified drink (15% chance)*
Btee2.gifYou acquire an item: KoL Con 13 T-shirt (5% chance)*

Occurs at KoL Con Clan Party House or 12 West Main.