Summon Smithsness

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Summon Smithsness

Summon Smithsness

Type: Mystical Bookshelf
MP Cost: 2

Source: The Smith's Tome
Price: N/A
Class: N/A
Level: N/A
Effect: Summons Smithy items.
When Used:
You read from The Smith's Tome. It's a dreary and self-absorbed manifesto of loneliness, but it does give you some ideas, and some materials with which to carry out those ideas.
Flask.gifYou acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
Britcoal.gifYou acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
Smithereens.gifYou acquire an item: handful of Smithereens


In addition to the Flaskfull of Hollow, one casting of Summon Smithsness provides one handful of Smithereens, which can be used to make consumables and combat items, and a lump of Brituminous coal, which can be smithed into equipment. If the player has the Pulverize skill, this equipment can be pulverized to a second handful of Smithereens.

This means that each cast can provide either one consumable/combat item and one piece of equipment, or two consumables/combat items (if the player has Pulverize).

Consumables/Combat Items

Action With Yields Details
Ezcook.gif Smithereens.gif Whip.gif
cool whip
Every Day is Like This Sundae
size 2 food (good)
Dinner 100 turns (+10 Smithsness)
Ezcook.gif Smithereens.gif Pietin.gif
Gnollish pie tin
Miserable Pie
size 2 food (awesome)
Dinner 50 turns (+10 Smithsness)
Ezcook.gif Smithereens.gif Pickledegg.gif
pickled egg
This Charming Flan
size 2 food (EPIC)
Shaker.gif  Smithereens.gif  Coffeecup.gif
cup of lukewarm tea
Irish Coffee, English Heart
size 2 booze (good)
Cheer 100 turns (+10 Smithsness)
Shaker.gif Smithereens.gif Powder.gif
fermenting powder
Strikes Again Bigmouth
size 2 booze (awesome)
Cheer 50 turns (+10 Smithsness)
Shaker.gif Smithereens.gif Beer.gif
plain old beer
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
size 2 booze (EPIC)
Wad.gif Smithereens.gif Smithereens.gif
handful of Smithereens
Flaskfull of Hollow
Merry 150 turns (+25 Smithsness)
Wad.gif Smithereens.gif Mascara.gif
glittery mascara
Golden Light
combat item
yellow ray (150 turn cooldown)
Wad.gif Smithereens.gif Spraycan.gif
hair spray
Handsome Devil
combat item
Insta-kill, granting 100% bonus item drop
Wad.gif Smithereens.gif Balm.gif
Ben-Gal™ Balm
Louder Than Bomb
combat item
banishes for 20(?) turns
Blackhammer.gif Any equipment made from
lumps of Brituminous coal
handful of Smithereens
usable (1 Spleen)
1-2 Adventures
Presence 100 turns (+10 Smithsness)


All equipment provides +5 Smithsness and has an enchantment based on the total amount of Smithsness. In the table below, X is the player's current Smithsness from all sources.

Action With Yields Type Enchantment
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Club.gif
seal-clubbing club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder
(1-handed club)
Muscle +2X%
+5 Smithsness
Weapon Damage +20%
25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Totem.gif
turtle totem
Ouija Board, Ouija Board
off-hand item
Muscle +2X%
+5 Smithsness
+5 to Familiar Weight
Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly
(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Pastaspoon.gif
pasta spoon
Hand that Rocks the Ladle
(1-handed utensil)
Mysticality +2X%
+5 Smithsness
+5 Prismatic Damage
Eminently Twistable
(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Saucepan.gif
(1-handed saucepan)
Mysticality +2X%
+5 Smithsness
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Lets you gather more Soulsauce
(Bonus for Saucerors only)
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Discoball.gif
disco ball
Frankly Mr. Shank
(1-handed knife)
Moxie +2X%
+5 Smithsness
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Accordion.gif
stolen accordion
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
ranged weapon
(1-handed accordion)
Moxie +2X%
+5 Smithsness
-1 MP to use Skills
Has a cool Cadenza
(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif String.gif
crossbow string
Sheila Take a Crossbow
ranged weapon
(1-handed crossbow)
Combat Initiative +X%
+5 Smithsness
Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
+5% Pickpocket Chance
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Stick.gif
big stick
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
(1-handed chefstaff)
Spell Damage +2X
+5 Smithsness
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Basichilt.gif
sword hilt
Work is a Four Letter Sword
(1-handed sword)
Weapon Damage +X
+5 Smithsness
Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure
+5% Chance of Critical Hit
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Lantern1.gif
third-hand lantern
A Light that Never Goes Out
off-hand item +X% Item Drops from Monsters
+5 Smithsness
Mysticality +5
+5 Hot Damage
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Pursestrings.gif
loose purse strings
Half a Purse
off-hand item +2X% Meat Drops from Monsters
+5 Smithsness
+1 Stat(s) Per Fight
Damage Reduction: 3
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Maidwig.gif
maiden wig
Hairpiece On Fire
hat +X Maximum MP
+5 Smithsness
So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Skirt.gif
frilly skirt
Vicar's Tutu
pants +2X Maximum HP
+5 Smithsness
Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Hammer.gif Britcoal.gif Glove.gif
dirty hobo gloves
Hand in Glove
accessory +X Monster Level
Deals Damage in Combat based on Smithsness
+5 Smithsness
Muscle +5


  • This skill is granted by your mystical bookshelf once you have used the Tome, and thus it is available anytime you have access to your bookshelf (including Hardcore, but not runs such as Bad Moon or Zombie Slayer).
  • Each Tome's summons can be used up to three times each day.
    • During Ronin and Hardcore you may only summon three times from all your Tomes in total each day.
    • After ascending, the counter on Tomes is reset and you can use them another three times each.
  • The button in your bookshelf for this summons is labeled "Crack it Open". The Use Skills dropdown menu has the actual skill name of "Summon Smithness".