Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?

	Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?
Zone Num	192
Location	Crimbo Town (2008)
Unlocks	Crimbo 2008
Recom Stat	None
Combat %	100
ML	Really, really high.
Terrain	indeterminate
	Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing? is located in Crimbo Town (2008). It replaced The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory on January 1st, 2009. It was replaced by A Mysterious Crate on January 6th, 2009.

Noncombat Adventures

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	Note: Does not consume an adventure Note: A one-time adventure.

The Crimbomination -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 530 • Substat Gain: 132.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* ∞ Monster Defense: 450 Hit Points: 1000000 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 100% Note: Takes 1 damage from every type and source of damage.

You will always gain initiative.
Equipping the off-hand item The Spirit of Crimbo will enable you to recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo' during combat. When used for the very first time, you will receive a throbbing rage gland. The second use will yield a rigid carapace, pulsing flesh, or twitching claw. Later uses will yield unstable DNA.
On subsequent days, you will receive random Genetic Engineering parts for the first two uses of the day, and unstable DNA after.