Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Dan
You see a guy wearing a taco-shaped hat, a shirt with a taco on it, and pants emblazoned with an interlocking taco pattern. "Hey, adventuroni!" he says, somewhat repulsing you, "the name's Taco Dan, and this here is Taco Dan's Taco Stand."
What's happenin', adventuroni? Taco Dan is just keeping it extra Taco-Dan-real here on Spring Break Beach, believe that. Have you got some free time you can use to help ol' Taco Dan out? There's something in it for you, of course; Taco Dan wouldn't leave an adventuroni hangin'!
Message before The Fun-Guy Mansion quest has been accepted:
- So Taco Dan was doing the books for another successful Taco Dan's Taco Stand year when he got an invite to a party at the Fun Guy Mansion. Ol' Taco Dan Taco-skipped over there, but took the ledger book with all of Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco receipts in it, in case the night got dull. Well, the night didn't get dull, and Taco Dan didn't get any book-balancing done that night! Taco Dan ended up hallucinating and wandering around in a Taco-Dan-daze, and when he woke up the next morning, all his receipts were gone! And now Taco Dan's Taco Stand is getting audited, and without those receipts, it's a taco-catastrophe! Think you can help me, er, Taco Dan out?
Message before the Sloppy Seconds Diner quest has been accepted:
- Taco Dan's looking to try something hip and groovy and extremely off the taco-chain with his new menu! Taco Dan's looking to add some cocktail sauce to his tacos! Taco Dan figures the cocktails they used to sell in the Diner have just the right kind of ingredients to make the perfect cocktail sauce! Taco Dan would richly reward any adventuroni who took up the Taco Dan banner and went to find some delicious sauce ingredients!
Message before The Sunken Party Yacht quest has been accepted:
- You know how Taco Dan's Taco Stand is famous for those delicious fish tacos? Well, Taco Dan's looking to kick it up another notch. Taco Dan just heard about a new species of fish down by the Sunken Party Yacht: the Taco Fish. If you can find Taco Dan some of those, he'll make some Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco Fish Tacos! How great is that?
| I'll help with your audit-ory hallucinations
You ready to get into Taco Dan's headspace and find those taco-receipts at the Fun Guy Mansion?
That's the spirit, adventuroni! Go and find those receipts and Taco Dan'll be right here when you're done.
Have you collected Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipts yet, adventuroni?
Hey, that's the stuff! Now Taco Dan won't be put out of business by a tax audit! Do you think it's fair that Taco Dan is the only person in the Kingdom who has to pay taxes?
It'd be fun if all the adventuronis had to pay 'em too, don't you think? Anyway, thanks. Here's a little Taco Dan's Taco Stand gratitude for ya.
| I'll help get some cocktail sauce
You ready to go into the Diner and find me some truly wild and groovy cocktail sauce ingredients?
All right! Take this and fill it up with as many cocktail drippings as you can. When you're done, just bring it on back to ol' Taco Dan.
Hey, adventuroni, any luck getting all the delicious ingredients for Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Famous Cocktail Sauce?
Hey, all right! Taco-tastic job, adventuroni. Here's some Beach Bucks for you and a sample of Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Tacoriffic Cocktail Sauce!
| I'll look for some taco fish
Are you ready to brave the briny deeps to advance taco technology, or taco-nology, as Taco Dan calls it?
Rock on, adventuroni! When you get enough taco fish, just come on back to ol' Taco Dan at Taco Dan's Taco Stand!
So, adventuroni, have you tracked down some of those crazy taco fish to make Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Fish Tacos?
Hey, that's the stuff! Now Taco Dan can whip up a batch of those Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Fish Tacos! It'll be a taco-blast! Here's some Beach Bucks for ya.
Occurs at Spring Break Beach.