Talk:Orc paste

You load the paste into a tiny funnel, then pour it down your throat so you don't have to taste it. Then you burp, and you have to taste it. Adventures You gain 10 Adventures. You gain 22 Fortitude. You gain 19 Mysteriousness. You gain 28 Cheek. Fratty Flavor You acquire an effect: Fratty Flavor (duration: 10 Adventures)

Fratty Flavor It tastes like you drank about three liters of the world's cheapest beer, and then threw up in your mouth. For some strange reason, though, chicks totally dig you.

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