Teachings of the Fist
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This is some of the wisdom of the ancient masters of the Way of the Surprising Fist, in convenient, portable scroll form. (In-game plural: Teachings of the Fists) |
Obtained From
(NOTE: All of these special adventures will occur on your 12th overall adventure in each zone.)
- The Haiku Dungeon
- Five Deadly Syllables
- The Poker Room
- Kung-Fu Hustler
- A Barroom Brawl
- Drunken Bastard
- The Haunted Conservatory
- Dance of the Spooky Mantis
- Entryway
- Ong-Bat
- The "Fun" House
- The Prodigal Clown
- Menagerie Level 2
- Moose in the Eagle's Shadow
- Pandamonium Slums
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Demon
- Orcish Frat House
- 37 Chambers
- The Road to the White Citadel
- Fist of the White Citadel
- Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Enter the Snowman
When Used
- First scroll:
- A fire burns inside you. Must've been something you ate. You concentrate until the fire moves from your gullet into your hands.
- You acquire a skill:
Flying Fire Fist
- Second scroll:
- In your mind's eye, a salamander dances in and out of a fire. The camera pans back and reveal that the fire is at a disco. Cool, salamander.
- You acquire a skill:
Salamander Kata
- Third scroll:
- You journey back in time to your infancy, and the time your parents reluctantly let your drunk uncle babysit you. Repressed memories flood into you like gin into a baby's mouth.
- You acquire a skill:
Drunken Baby Style
- Fourth scroll:
- You now know the smell of one hand clapping.
- You acquire a skill:
Stinkpalm
- Fifth scroll:
- You ask the earth what it desires. It answers that you should mind your own business and also that you are ugly. You decide that the next time you get a chance, you're going to punch that earth jerk.
- You acquire a skill:
Worldpunch
- Sixth scroll:
- You're kinda hungry, but you stuff that hunger deep inside yourself, and compress it into a ball of rage.
- You acquire a skill:
Knuckle Sandwich
- Seventh scroll:
- You concentrate on each of the fingers on your right hand, one by one, until you are at peace with all seven of them. Wait.
- You acquire a skill:
Seven-Finger Strike
- Eighth scroll:
- A fly buzzes lazily past, and you reach out and deftly catch it with your fingers. Then you wipe your fingers,[sic] off, because gross.
- You acquire a skill:
Miyagi Massage
- Ninth scroll:
- Your mind is a snake. And when you cut the snake open, it contains hundreds of smaller snakes. And when you cut those open, each of them contains your mind.
- You acquire a skill:
Chilled Monkey Brain Technique
- Tenth scroll:
- You leave your body momentarily, and end up behind yourself. While you're there, you decide to play a really awesome joke on yourself.
- You acquire a skill:
Zendo Kobushi Kancho
- Eleventh scroll:
- You sense that your training is complete. Your mind is a fist. Your soul is a fist. Your body is a fist. Especially the fist part of your body.
- You acquire a skill: Master of the Surprising Fist
Notes
- Even if you have Master of the Surprising Fist permed, the message for the eleventh scroll will not change.
See Also
| Surprising Fist Techniques | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| # | Skill | Type | MP Cost | Effect |
| 1 | Flying Fire Fist | Combat | 0 | Deals Hot Damage. Can be boosted by turns of Salamanderenity |
| 2 | Salamander Kata | Noncombat | 5 | (3X) turns of Salamanderenity regenerate 3-4 MP per turn |
| 3 | Drunken Baby Style | Combat | 0 | Deals damage based on inebriety level. |
| 4 | Stinkpalm | Combat | 0 | Deals Stench Damage. |
| 5 | Worldpunch | Noncombat | 11 | (X) turns of Earthen Fist +10 damage to Fist techniques. Allows you to mine. |
| 6 | Knuckle Sandwich | Combat | 0 | Deals damage and reduces monster attack by 3X. |
| 7 | Seven-Finger Strike | Combat | 0 | Deals X damage and hits 7 times in a round. |
| 8 | Miyagi Massage | Noncombat | 5 | (3X) turns of Retrograde Relaxation regenerate 8-10 HP per turn |
| 9 | Chilled Monkey Brain Technique | Combat | 0 | Deals Cold Damage and stuns your opponent. |
| 10 | Zendo Kobushi Kancho | Combat | 0 | Deals Sleaze Damage and reduces monster defense by 3X. |
| 11 | Master of the Surprising Fist | Passive | 0 | Allows you to attack with your Surprising Fist |
| X is # of Teachings of the Fist used. | ||||
