Thanksgolem

Thanksgolem
Monster ID	1973
Locations	using a megacopia
Hit Points	10000
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	75% physical, 50% elemental
Monster Parts	casserole, cranberry sauce, gravy, mashed potatoes, mince pie, stuffing, sweet potatoes, turkey
Drops giant pilgrim hat, leftovers, leftovers, leftovers, leftovers, leftovers, leftovers, leftovers
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Thanksgolem

You shake the megacopia, and some stuffing falls out. Followed by a couple bread rolls. And then some sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, several pies, a turkey, another turkey, another turkey... food starts pouring out of the thing in impossible quantities as you drop it and back away from the quickly-growing pile. And then the pile starts to move. It sprouts arms and legs like an amoeba that's suddenly decided it's time to get a move on this whole evolving thing, and stands up, a giant humanoid mass of mostly carbohydrates towering over you. It pulls a giant pilgrim hat out of the finally-empty megacopia, and places it on its "head". Gravy drips out of its mouth as it roars.

If you survive this, you'll definitely have something to be thankful about.

Hit Message(s):

You get splashed in the face with piping-hot gravy! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

It grabs you, suffocating you in mashed potatoes and gravy. Mmmmm. Oh, I mean Ooh! Oof! Ooh!

It punches you with a giant meaty fist -- each knuckle is a whole turkey. They're really bony! Argh! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

WHAM! Thanksgiving food isn't what you'd call hard, but getting stomped on by half a ton of it does take the wind out of your sails. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to punch you with its giant meaty fists, but you aren't in the modd for a knuckle sandwich.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: leftovers (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: leftovers (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: leftovers (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: leftovers (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: leftovers (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: leftovers (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: giant pilgrim hat (100% chance)*

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Occurs when using a megacopia.

Notes

• Attack scales to [your buffed Moxie]+20. Defense scales to [your buffed Muscle]+20. Caps at 10000.
• Immune to Stuns, Staggers, automatic kills (Carbohydrate Cudgel, Handsome Devil, etc) and has a 50% resistance to Deleveling, plan accordingly.
• Has a special form of damage reduction, 75% to physical and 50% to elemental. If the remaining damage is no more than 200, then no further reduction is applied. Otherwise, the amount of damage done by a base damage of x (before the percent reduction) is 200+floor((ceiling(0.5*x)-200)^0.5).