The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

As a recruit of the Brotherhood of One, your mission is simple: attack the 1,000-hippy strong Army of One Love! Your 1,000 bras will be of help. So will the thousand orc frat brothers alternately stealing, meatsmithing, opening, or wearing them.

It is possible to deny yourself access to this area by selling or pulverizing the components of the two level 12 outfits. If you cannot buy or otherwise retrieve a new outfit, there is an adventure that drops the full War Hippy Fatigues outfit.

The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Zone Num	132
Location	The Battlefield
Unlocks	Starting the war during the Mysterious Island Quest
Recom Stat	180
Combat %	100
ML	170 - 210
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	none
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For a more general overview of the battlefield, go to The Battlefield.

For information on the Hippies' side of the war, go to The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

A primary stat of 180 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You've earned your frat stripes (and paddle welts), but are you really ready for the horrors of combat against the Hippies? Dare you face patchouli napalm, macrame dragnets, and (most importantly) dirty stinking war hippies?

(It is recommended that you have at least 180 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

First Adventure

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I Am The Brotherhood
	Item Drops: perforated battle paddle, 3 beer bombs, PADL Phone

Standard Encounters

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Bailey's Beetle -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 195 • Substat Gain: 48.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 205 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: This encounter only becomes available after completing the Junkyard sidequest in the War Hippy Fatigues.

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Green Ops Soldier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 250 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can afflict you with Toad In The Hole and/or Light-Headed.

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Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, didgeridooka, gas balloon Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Damage Resistance: 50% Note: Can afflict you with Light-Headed

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War Hippy Airborne Commander -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, purple clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 195 • Substat Gain: 48.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 205 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can afflict you with All Covered In Whatsit. Note: The exploding hacky-sack and patchouli oil bomb only drop if you have completed the Lighthouse Quest in the War Hippy Fatigues.

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War Hippy Baker -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 43.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 185 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Dread Squad -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, didgeridooka, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, tube of dread wax Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Damage Resistance: 25%

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War Hippy Elder Shaman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, flowing hippy skirt, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 210 • Substat Gain: 52.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 220 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 120 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can afflict you with Flared Nostrils

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War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 184 Hit Points: 230 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Elite Rigger -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 215 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Fire Spinner -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy F.R.O.G. -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 205 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Green Gourmet -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, Hippy Army MPE, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Homeopath -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda, holistic headache remedym Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Infantryman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Rigger -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 172 • Substat Gain: 43 • Moxie for No Hit*: 182 Monster Defense: 154 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Shaman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 148 Hit Points: 100 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Sky Captain -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The exploding hacky-sack and patchouli oil bomb will only drop if you have completed the Lighthouse sidequest in the War Hippy Fatigues.

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War Hippy Windtalker -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

Heroes

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C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead Meat Drop: 240-360 Monster Level: 210 • Substat Gain: ~52 • Moxie for No Hit*: 220 Monster Defense: 189 Hit Points: 320 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can only occur once between 801 and 900 Hippy casualties, if at all.

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Glass of Orange Juice -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, orange peel hat, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: 320-480 Monster Level: 220 • Substat Gain: 55 • Moxie for No Hit*: 230 Monster Defense: 198 Hit Points: 350 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can only occur between 901 and 999 Hippy casualties, if at all.

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Neil -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, longhaired hippy wig, reinforced beaded headband, green clay bead Meat Drop: 160-240 Monster Level: 195 • Substat Gain: ~49-53 • Moxie for No Hit*: 205 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 240 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can only occur between 601 and 700 Hippy casualties, if at all.

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Slow Talkin' Elliot -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, green clay bead Meat Drop: 120-180 Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: ~48 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can only occur between 501 and 600 Hippy casualties, if at all.

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Zim Merman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Lockenstock™ sandals, Zim Merman's guitar, green clay bead Meat Drop: 200-300 Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 57? • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 280 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can only occur between 701 and 800 Hippy casualties, if at all.

Non-combat Adventures

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God Bless, Bra
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

Monster Ranges (Non-Heroes)

Some monsters in this zone are added and removed at different values of total hippies defeated. In addition, some monsters have two total copies while they are accessible in the zone.

• Airborne Commander: 351+; one copy
• Bailey's Beetle 0+; one copy
• Baker: 0-600; two copies
• Dreadsquad: 0-850; one copy
• Elite Fire Spinner: 501-1000; one copy
• Elite Rigger: 301-1000; two copies
• Elder Shaman: 251-1000; one copy
• F.R.O.G.: 51-500; two copies
• Fire Spinner: 301-650; one copy
• Green Gourmet: 201-750; two copies
• GROPs: 401-1000; one copy
• Homeopath: 0-900; one copy
• Infantryman 0-400; two copies
• Rigger 0-800; two copies
• Naturopathic Homeopath: 451-1000; one copy
• Shaman: 26-700; one copy
• Sky Captain: 76-550; one copy
• Sweat Lodge: 151-1000; one copy
• Windtalker 0+; one copy

Notes

• The heroes are rare encounters. It is possible to encounter more than one of them, or to encounter none of them.
• It is not, however, possible to encounter more than one of the same hero in a given ascension.
• Each specific hero will only show up for a window of "100 casualties".
  • 501-600, Slow Talkin' Elliot
  • 601-700, Neil
  • 701-800, Zim Merman
  • 801-900, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative
  • 901-999, Glass of Orange Juice
• Macros will auto abort when facing heroes.