The Fighters of Fighting
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The Fighters of Fighting game cabinet is located in The Game Grid Arcade.
Reality fades away as you grab the ridiculously complex controls.
You're standing on a dirt road, facing <fighter>. <She> doesn't look too happy. You try to step to your left, then to your right, to get out of the road, but you can only move forward and backward. Weird.
A deep, growling voice from nowhere says, "<playername> Vs. <fighter>. FIGHT!"
"No thanks, I'm a lover, not a fighter," you say, looking around for the source of the voice. When you look up, you see a black rectangle floating over you, and one floating over your opponent.
<fighter introduction>
Man, who would have thought a game called the Fighters of Fighting would involve physical altercations of some sort?
| FIGHT! |
Please see the following pages for all the fighter messages (introductions are below):
- "Este es el momento en que ellos quien tienen algo que decir deben decirlo antes de que se reciben unas nalgadas seriosas!"
- "Hurry and get hurt! Thorny must pick up Thorny's laundry at the dry cleaners croak croak!"
- "It's time to cook you dinner! We're having fillet of soul -- YOUR soul!"
- "For the honor of my ancestors I will make you wish you never left your mother's pouch ha ha!"
- "This is merely a game within a game within a game, copper-top! Open up your eyes before they're swollen shut! By my punches!"
- "Some seriously underqualified loser wants to try and take out the Chosen One? Must be Tuesday."
If you've won:
Game Over!
You Win!
Score: X
There is a satisfying whirring noise as the cabinet spits out some tickets:
 | You acquire X/1,000 Game Grid tickets |
If you've lost:
Game Over!
You Lose!
Score: X
There is a satisfying whirring noise as the cabinet spits out some tickets:
| You acquire X/1,000 Game Grid tickets |
Mechanics
Each round, you are told what move your opponent is trying to perform, and given a choice of 6 counter moves: 3 are punches, 3 are kicks. The results of a particular combination of attack and counter are predictable, though they vary for each fighter.
- For a given attack, three of the counters result in a miss, and three result in distinct types of hit, depending on the crowd response
- The two best hits will always involve the same type of attack
| Crowd response | Points | Opponent damage | Self damage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Disapproval | 0 | 15-20 | 12-18 |
| Lukewarm | 500 | 7-13 | 3-7 |
| Enthusiastic | 1000 | 15-20 | 0 |
- Performing three of the same type of attack (punches or kicks) in a row results in a combo
- Combo names are random
- Combos add 350 points and deal 5-12? damage.
- Performing three hits that invoke disapproval in a row results in a combo.
- These combos add 500 points and deal 5-10? damage.
- The 350-point combos override the 500-point combos.
- You receive 2000 additional points for a win
- A flawless victory (taking no damage) awards an extra 1000 points
Strategy
The best possible set of counters for each fighter is:
| Fighter | Head Kick | Groin Kick | Leg Sweep | Throat Punch | Gut Punch | Knee Punch |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vaso De Agua | GP | KP | TP | LS | HK | GK |
| Thorny Toad | TP | GP | KP | HK | GK | LS |
| Morbidda | GK | HK | LS | TP | KP | GP |
| Roo | KP | TP | GP | GK | LS | HK |
| Serenity | LS | GK | HK | GP | TP | KP |
| Kitty the Zmobie Basher | HK | LS | GK | KP | GP | TP |
Notes
- You always gain your score/1000 (rounded down) tickets.
- A flawless victory unlocks the streetfighting champion's belt.
