The Hobo Marketplace Table
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The purpose of this table is to make The Hobo Marketplace in Hobopolis a little easier to navigate. Most items in the marketplace require hobo nickels to purchase. Navigating the marketplace in-game usually requires a collection of hobo codes.
Food Court
Food and booze may be purchased at the market; these are consumed immediately (i.e., they do not go into your inventory). For any given adventurer in the dungeon, a maximum of one food item and one booze item can be purchased during a single dungeon instance.
| Choices | Nickels | Result | ||
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| Food (5 Full) |
Big Merv's Protein Shakes | Buy a shake | 20 |
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| Suddenly Salad! | Buy a salad | 20 |
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| Sizzling Weasel On a Stick | Buy a weasel | 20 |
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| Booze (5 Drunk) |
Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout | Try the stout | 20 |
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| Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery | Buy some corn squeezins | 20 |
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| Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill | Buy some gin | 20 |
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| Muggers | N/A | Fight a gang of hobo muggers | ||
Shopping
You can also shop for items in the market. However, only the valuable trinkets can be traded in The Mall of Loathing.
| Choices | Nickels | Result | |||
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| Garment District | Hats (Power: 200 Req: 200 Mox) |
Buy a fedora | 250 | crumpled felt fedora
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| Buy a top-hat | 150 | battered old top-hat
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| Buy a wide-brimmed hat | 200 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat
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| Pants (Power: 200 Req: 200 Mox) |
Buy some leggings | 200 | mostly rat-hide leggings
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| Buy some dungarees | 150 | hobo dungarees
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| Buy some suit-pants | 250 | old patched suit-pants
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| Accessories (Req: 200 Mys) |
Buy the shoes | 250 | old soft shoes | ||
| Buy the stogie | 200 | hobo stogie
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| Buy the soap | 150 | rope with some soap on it | |||
| Housewares | Tools (Combat Items) |
Buy a sharpened hubcap | 10 | sharpened hubcap (400-500 phys. damage, chance of insta-kill) | |
| Buy an extra-large caltrop | 10 | very large caltrop (stuns for multiple rounds) | |||
| Buy The Six-Pack of Pain | 10 | The Six-Pack of Pain (muscle-based damage, delevels) | |||
| Combat | N/A | Fight a gang of hobo muggers | |||
| Entertainment | Music (Without class instrument) |
Buy a musical instrument (Class instruments require 150 mainstat) |
99 | sealskin drum (SC)
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| 99 | washboard shield (TT) | ||||
| 99 | spaghetti-box banjo (P)
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| 99 | marinara jug (S)
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| 99 | makeshift castanets (DB)
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| 99 | left-handed melodica (AT)
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| Music (With class instrument) |
Buy a triangle | 10 | dinged-up triangle
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| Pets | Pets (Monkey) | 1000 | hobo monkey
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| Pets | N/A | Glurk
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| Pets | N/A | Fight a gang of hobo muggers | |||
| Showgirls | N/A | Fight a gang of hobo muggers | |||
| Driftwood Animals | Buy some crap | 10 | 3 valuable trinkets | ||
Health
"Health care" services are also available in the market.
| Choices | Nickels | Result | ||
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| Trepanation | 0 | Trepandation (20 Adventures)
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| Tanning Salon | Get a Deep Tan | 5 | Healthy Bronze Glow (20 Adventures)
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| Go Beyond the Pale | 5 | Chalky White Pallor (20 Adventures)
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| Self-Improvement | Educational Films | Watch the horror movie | 5 | Educated (Kinda) (20 Adventures)
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| Watch the...other movie | 5 | Educated (Sorta) (20 Adventures)
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| YMHA | Check out the sauna room | 5 | The Sweats (20 Adventures)
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| Check out the weightlifting room | 5 | It Didn't Kill You (20 Adventures)
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| Body Modifications | Tattoos (Get a tattoo) | 20*N | Augment your Hobo Tattoo | |
| Piercings | N/A | Fight a gang of hobo muggers | ||
| Hooked Up | 0 |
Restores all MP | ||
