|Locations||The Luter's Grave|
|Resistance||50% physical, 50% elemental|
You dig up the grave and pry open the coffin. Inside, you see a remarkably well-preserved skeleton holding a remarkably well-preserved lute. Clancy's eyes light up with recognition. "Verily, my lute!" he exclaims.
The Luter's skeletal hands clutch the lute tightly, and when you try to tug it free, the grip only strengthens.
Suddenly, his empty eye sockets spring to life with unholy green fire! He knocks you backwards and claws his way out of the grave.
"Wholly unhand my lute, you unholy lute looter!" Clancy says, with only a few snuffles and muted oinks to mar the overall effect, "and return to your grave! Even your name has been lost to history!"
"NEVER!" the Luter shouts, clutching the lute to his chest. "And my name is Martin! I, Martin, the Luter King, will never give back your lute, junior!"
Clancy lunges for the lute, but misses and lands on you instead. "Stop helping!" you shout. Ugh! Oof! Ouch!
He punches you in the <giblets> with his skeletal fingers. Ugh! Oof! Ooh!
He kicks you in the junk with his skeletal toes. Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
He tootles his lute, then kicks you with his boot. Argh! Ugh! Ow!
He plays a few demonic chords on the stolen lute. You wonder exactly how the lute's strings survived a thousand years underground, and the plot hole gives you a headache. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
Clancy lunges for the lute, but misses and lands flat on his trotters.
His hand falls apart and he has to stop and connect the fingerbones to the wristbone again.
His foot falls apart and he has to reconnect the anklebone and the footbones.
He stops to play a few chords on the lute, rather than attacking you with it.
Clancy leaps over you and manages to tackle him around the knees, knocking him to the ground. The the Luter throws Clancy back toward you so the fight can start anew. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Clancy's lute|
Occurs at The Luter's Grave.
- Martin, the Luter King, junior, is a reference to Martin Luther King, Jr.