Timmy Tofurkey cast member

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Timmy Tofurkey cast member
Monster ID 960
Locations The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade
Hit Points 110
Attack 60
Defense 63
No-Hit 70
Initiative 20
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, wing
sun-dried tofu
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Timmy Tofurkey cast member You're fighting a Timmy Tofurkey cast member

This is an underpaid teenager dressed in an elaborate costume designed to make him look like a fake turkey. There's more latex and sweat on display here than at a fetishist's gym.

This poor kid has spent all day getting headbutted in the groin by toddlers, snotted on by eight-year-olds, and laughed at or groin-kicked by his peers. It's possible he's looking to work off a little rage.

Hit Message(s):

He flops on top of you and drowns you in sour sweat. Ugh. Eek! Eek! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

He hits you with one of his drumsticks. Ugh! Ugh! Argh!

He pecks you with his latex beak. Some people would pay good money for that, y'know. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

He takes you under his wing. And by "takes you under," I mean, "hits you with." Oof! Ooh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He steps on your toe with one foot, smacks you with a wing, and pecks you with his beak. I doubt even a real tofurkey is as fierce as he is. Oof! Argh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his wing, but only manages to wing you.

He tries to hit you with a drumstick, but you make like a drum and beat it.

He gets the eyeholes in his costume screwed up, and can't see to hit you this round.

He tries to peck you, but he's a lousy peck -- er, biter. A lousy biter.

Fumble Message:

He suddenly flops to the ground and pulls the head off of his costume, gasping for air. Man, and you think your job sucks? (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Drytofu.gifYou acquire an item: sun-dried tofu (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade (with no turns of In Your Cups)