Tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo

tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo This is a tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo. Since he has no siblings (who therefore have no children), he's not a real Uncle. But he is real Crimbo, he is actual Crimbo. Uncle Crimbo lives in Crimbotown where his army of underpaid crimbo elves make toys. Once a year he delivers gifts to all the good gnolls and knob goblins, then suckerpunches all the bad ones. The bottom of the base reads "Series 1C, 5/5 (U)" Type: accessory Selling Price: 30 Meat. All Attributes +1 (In-game plural: tiny plastic Uncle Crimbos)

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Obtained From

Items

doll house (sometimes)

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Crimbo 2005

Advent Calendar

References

• The line "He's not a real Uncle. But he is real Crimbo, he is actual Crimbo" is a reference to the song "Dr. Worm" by They Might Be Giants.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers

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Tiny Plastic Series 1C (5/5, U)
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