|Locations||The Hedge Maze|
You stomp down the right path, in spite of Frank's protests.
You make it about 30 feet before you are bowled over by the deafening squawk of a colossal topiary bird as it lands in front of you and stabs its long, pointy beak at you. "Oh boy," says Frank. "This looks really freakin' exciting! Is this the kind of fun exciting party time adventure you had in mind? Hey, at least it's not boring, right?"
"Frank. You're not helping."
It clutches you with a gnarled wooden talon and crushes your <solar plexus>. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Oof!
It plunges its beak at you, but you weave out of the way and avoid it. When fighting a kiwi, the key is to weave.
It waddles toward you, but you easily waddle out of the way.
It waddles toward you, but you easily waddle out of the way. (FUMBLE!)
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