Torso Awareness

Torso Awareness

Type: Passive
MP Cost: N/A

This skill allows you to understand how to use the middle part of your body to wear things known as "shirts."

Lets you equip Shirts

Source:	Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome, give Melvign the Professor What garment or That's My Favorite Kind of Contraption (Bad Moon only)
Price:	5,000 Meat
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Ability to wear shirts, buy shirt kits from the Meatsmith, and craft various shirts. Until this skill has been learned, monsters will generally not drop shirts. Also, non-combat adventures giving shirts usually will not occur.

Notes

Trying to equip a shirt for which you don't have the required stats results in the following popup:

You're not sexy enough for this shirt.

You need <stat> base <stat name> points to equip your <item name>.

You can't figure out how to put on this shirt.

The Avatar of Sneaky Pete cannot learn this skill, but starts with a direct replacement.
Robotic Adventurers can Improve their CPU to gain the ability to equip shirts.
Unlocking this skill also unlocks the Astral shirt at Pet Heaven.
The first time you attempt to equip a Shirt in an ascension, you will receive a letter; this can be used to start a quest which will grant this skill and permit you to wear this.

This was called "Torso Awaregness" up until February 15, 2021. The change is because TPTB decided that such a core skill shouldn't be weirdly affected by a joke originating from its original implementation years ago.

The popup message references the song, "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, specifically the line, "I'm too sexy for my shirt".