|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso, wing|
This pixie is even more jittery and unpredictable than a coffee pixie. It's not caffeine that's got her all riled up--it's pure sugar, and lots of it. She eats, drinks, and breathes the sweet stuff, and has even fashioned crude weapons out of it. I wouldn't trust her any farther than you can throw her.
Actually, she's pretty light, so I'd trust her far less far than you can throw her.
She gives you a sugar scrub, exfoliating greedily and too deep. You're supposed to stop before you draw blood. Argh! Eek!
She spits hard candy at you. One gets lodged in your throat and you nearly black out. Argh! Ouch!
She blows pixie dust in your face. It's just powdered sugar, but it's awfully hard to breathe.Ow! Argh!
She throws an exploding pixie stick at you, singeing your <arse>. Oof! Ow!
She licks a candy cane until it's razor-sharp and stabs you with it. Oof! Ooh!
It bites you with its licorice fangs. Ouch!
She throws a handful of exploding pixie sticks at you, then giggles as they blow your <kidney> to smithereens. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ooh!
She tries to give you a sugar scrub, but you don't want no scrubs.
She tries to stick you up with sticky sap, but you decline to be stuck-up. Upstuck? Whatever.
She spits hard candy at you, but it's not hard to dodge.
She blows pixie dust in your face, but you don't inhale.
She throws an exploding pixie stick at you, but you dodge.
She tries to stab you with a candy cane, but hasn't licked it to maximum sharpness yet.
She stops to pack some more of those crazy exploding pixie sticks, giggling to herself as she imagines the mayhem to come. (FUMBLE!)
Or if you overkilled with Hot Damage:
+1 Anti-Aircraft Turret
Then, regardless of Candy or Turret:
|You acquire an item: pixie axie (1-2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sour powder (12-16% chance)*|
Occurs at Gumdrop Forest.