Ultra Rares

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Ultra Rares are items that are extremely rare drops, designed to be acquirable only through chance (or loads of meat). Jick has done an incredibly good job of keeping them virtually inaccessible to farmers (or at least as inaccessible as to occasional visitors), and the mechanic by which they occur is unknown. There has been much debate over the best strategy to acquire one of these. As yet, the only way which seems to have a good chance of paying off in the long run is to save your meat.

All ultra rares pulverize into ultimate wads.

List of Ultra Rares

Item Enchantment Monster Location
+20 Spooky Damage
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Hot Damage
+20 Cold Damage
+20 Sleaze Damage
pooltergeist The Haunted Billiards Room
Counterclockwise Watch
+10 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. The Temporal Bandit A Battlefield
crazy bastard sword
Weapon Damage +30
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
crazy bastard The Sleazy Back Alley
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
Superhuman Resistance to All Elements Knott Slanding The Icy Peak
hockey stick of furious angry rage
+30 to Monster Level
Muscle +5%
hockey elemental Camp Logging Camp
+30% Item Drops from Monsters Hypnotist of Hey Deze Pandamonium Slums
incredibly dense meat gem
+60% Meat from Monsters
Moxie +5
Maximum MP +10
infinite meat bug Treasury
optimal spreadsheet
All Attributes +10
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+20 to Monster Level
QuickBASIC elemental Menagerie Level 1
Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Opens Locked Doors
Once a day:
Extends the duration of all current effects by 5 adventures
Restores all MP
Cools zap wands
The Master Of Thieves The Dungeons of Doom
repaid diaper
+15 to Familiar Weight Remarkable Elba Kramer Inside the Palindome
Talisman of Baio
+X% Muscle
+X% Mysticality
+X% Moxie
(All Attributes Increase With Moonlight)
Baiowulf The Spooky Forest
Talisman of Bakula
Hemophilia Count Bakula The Misspelled Cemetary
The Nuge's favorite crossbow
Ranged Damage +30
Combat Initiative +100%
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
The Nuge A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters