Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide

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Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide

This is a tiny book of financial advice that you're supposed to keep on the back of the toilet. I guess it'd be handy if you were having a dinner party and all of your guests were stockbrokers with dysentery.

Type: potion
Effect: Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! (100 Adventures)+X% Meat from Monsters
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guides)
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Item number: 5508
Description ID: 740355922
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2011) (30 Candy Credits)

When Used

You find a comfortable place to sit down, and read through the tiny book. Even though there's only half a sentence on each page, it's full of surprisingly good financial advice!
Meatstack.gifYou acquire an effect: Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!
(duration: 100 Adventures)


  • Uncle John's Bathroom Readers are a series of books filled with light reading articles, organized by duration of bathroom visit.
  • Alan Greenspan is a former Chairman of the Federal Reserve board, the central banking bureau of the United States.


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