User:Durgle

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My name is Durgle and my account number is 561285. If you have any questions feel free to kmail me or post on my talk page.


Here are some unreleased pictures I've found:

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slow jam collection

   This is a little box filled with three jars of curiously flavored jam. It was supposed to be jam tomorrow, but it's so slow it's here today. Finally!
   Type: usable
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded


   You slowly open the slow jam collection, and pull out the jars within.
   toe jam	You acquire an item: toe jam [use]
   traffic jam	You acquire an item: traffic jam [use]
   space jam	You acquire an item: space jam [use]

littlejam space jam

   This is a jar of jam that's flavored with stardust and moon rock and sealed with the cold vacuum between the stars. If you ever wanted to spread the howling void onto toast and eat it, you're in luck, and also kind of weird.
   Type: usable
   Cannot be discarded

littlejam toe jam

   This is about half a football's worth of jam made out of mistletoe. The same people who enjoy drinking straight gin will enjoy spreading this on toast. At least it doesn't explode when you poke it, or roll out the door.
   Type: usable
   Cannot be discarded

littlejam traffic jam

   This is a jar of jam made by distilling the sights, sounds, and smells of a hundred idling bitchin' meatcars. I'm willing to admit it's not the most delicious thing out there, but it is the most delicious jar of jam you have, unless you have one of the other jars.
   Type: usable
   Cannot be discarded

bathballbag bath ball gift set

   This is a little mesh sack with some spherical aromatherapy bath products in it. No, there's no hair caught in the mesh. Why do you ask? Just make sure to keep it in a cool, dry place, or the balls may start to sweat through the sack a little.
   WHAT?
   Type: usable
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded


   You open the sack and take out the balls within. Kids, don't try this at home, or anywhere else.
   incense bath ball	You acquire 3 incense bath balls [use]

bathball incense bath ball

   This is a little scented ball of epsom salts, baking soda, and mysterious eastern spices. When you drop it in your bathtub, (yes, even your patch of open ground has a bathtub. It comes with the campground rental) it goes all fizzy and smells like incense. It's surprisingly pleasant, and also enlightening!
   Type: potion
   Effect: Incensed
   Duration: 10 Adventures
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded

Incensed

   You still smell like the incense in a ball of scented bath salts, and that makes you FURIOUS!
   Just kidding. It actually makes you mysteeeerious.

Mysticality +10


basket Dickory Farms Gift Basket

   This is the last refuge of the unthoughtful gift giver. It clearly says, "all I know about you is that you need food to survive."
   Fortunately, it's also a basket full of delicious sausage and cheese, so that kind of soothes the pain of receiving an impersonal present.
   Type: usable
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded


   You pull the cellophane off the Dickory Farms Gift Basket and help yourself to the contents. Including the weird fake grass they put in there for some reason.
   festive sausage	You acquire 2 links of festive sausage [eat]
   holiday cheese log	You acquire 2 logs of holiday cheese [eat]
   fake plastic grass	You acquire an item: fake plastic grass

festsausage festive sausage

   Wow, you never saw such festive sausage! It's got a red ribbon around it, and the casing is dyed a festive holiday green!
   Huh. I hope the casing is dyed a festive holiday green. Maybe you should have checked the expiration date on that gift basket.
   Type: food (good)
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded

cheeselog holiday cheese log

   If you're provolone for the holidays, nothing will make you feel gouda like this log of cheese rolled in sliced pecans. It'll help you camembert the stress of the season and avoid a feta worse than death.
   If you're sick of cheese puns, just stop reading and edam up, already.
   (Meat Pasting component)
   Type: food (good)
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded