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We are the Mafia. Resistance is futile. It would not be in your best interests to struggle. Compensation or assimilation is required. Monetary compensation must exceed assimilation value.

This is Nutrition Cube 17G098. It would be unwise to leave without purchasing a nutritional supplement. If terms are not met, there will be consequences. Purchase is inevitable. Resistance is futile.

Rogue elements detected. You are not a drone. There are two possible courses of action. One is death under maximum deletion. Another is monetary compensation. Sizable sum required. If insufficient funds, monetary assets will be liquidized and emotional pain will be induced through torture of family.

We are the Mafia. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. You will adapt to service the Mafia. You will exist merely as a drone. You, as an individual, are under our control. Failure to meet terms will result in termination.


The Council of Loathing sends you on a mission to destroy the Oymxians' Temporal Sled. But all is not as it seems to be..

  • Part 1 is unlocked on December 3rd.
  • Part 2 is unlocked on December 10th.
  • Part 3 is unlocked on December 15th.
  • Part 4 is unlocked on December 24th.

The Strange Dodecagram

On December 7th, a strange dodecahedron appears over the Kingdom, apparently in sub-orbital orbit.

Part 1 (The Temporal Sled)



  • If you talk to the Council before Part 2 is unlocked.. oh, just see for yourself.

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The templates used by the wiki pages don't work, because I don't want my pages to be included into the categories, and I also wanted to use images from my Photobucket. The templates would often conflict with what I wanted to do.


  • Image gallery
  • I decided to do a Crimborg/Mafia thing before the dodecahedron appeared over the Kingdom. When it appeared, I just incorporated it into my plot.