User:TheArchivist

TheArchivist is the wiki alter-ego of an old but not well-known player.

Tattoos

• Arbor day apparel -- next time arbor day rolls around.
• Cursed pirate -- just need to zap the pants.

Trophies

• 4d cameras -- baby seals
• Nemesis -- Beat TT nemesis
• Level 30 SC -- should be easy with hellseals

Familiars

• Buy a slimeling

Skills

• Seal clubber -- Rage of the Reindeer
• Turtle tamer -- astral shell
• Pastamancer -- tempuramancy
• Sauceror -- gag reflex
• Disco Bandit -- salacious cocktails
• Accordion Thief -- mojomuscular melody