Very Dry Bones

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Very Dry Bones
Monster ID 2167
Locations The Haert of the Cyrpt, as a Plumber
Hit Points 150
Attack 100
Defense 100
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts bone, skull
Drops
40 coins
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Very Dry Bones You're fighting a Very Dry Bones

As you reach the central chamber of the cyrpt, your Evilom-- I mean, Turtleometer starts beeping wildly. You don't see any turtles around here though, just a great big pile of old bones.

Oh, no, wait -- there's a big white turtle shell rising up from underneath the bones, and the rest of a huge turtle skeleton as well. Did you know that a turtle's shell is both its spine and its rib cage? And because of that, the turtle is the only animal that has its shoulder blades inside its ribs? Isn't that weird?

Anyway it's trying to kill you now.

Hit Message(s):

It peers into your soul with its baleful, dead eye. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! (spooky damage)

It throws a bone at your <bung>. Throw me a bone here! That's a thing Dr. Evil said. Ha ha. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It peers into your soul with its baleful, dead eye. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It peers into your soul with its baleful, dead eye, but you've been spending a lot of time on social media so you're pretty desensitized to existential dread at this point.

It throws a bone at your <lower back>, but you already have a <knee>bone so you step out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It peers into your soul with its baleful, dead eye, but you've been spending a lot of time on social media so you're pretty desensitized to existential dread at this point. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You find a huge cache of coins!

Mario coin.gifYou acquire 40 coins

Occurs at the The Haert of the Cyrpt in a Path of the Plumber run..

Notes

  • Passively heals itself for 10 HP per turn:
It grabs a bunch of bones from the pile and attaches them to its shell.