War Frat 110th Infantryman

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War Frat 110th Infantryman
Monster ID 498
Locations The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points 185
Attack 172
Defense 154
No-Hit 182
Initiative 40
Meat None
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield
Manuel Entry
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War Frat 110th Infantryman You're fighting a War Frat 110th Infantryman

This frat boy is a member of the 110th division of the Brotherhood of One. This division is known for painting their bodies with warpaint, getting rip-roaring drunk, and sitting on the sidelines of a battle eating chips and shouting instructions to the actual soldiers. Because they sit on weird little armchairs with only 1/4th of a back, they're commonly known as "armchair quarterbacks." They're not usually violent, but you're blocking this one's view of the battle and he looks ready to throw down.

Hit Message(s):

He pokes you with a giant foam finger. It doesn't hurt, but you get cheat-o dust all over you. Ick. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He pelts you with cheat-os. You get orange gook all over you. Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)

He pounds his chest and roars at you. The roar doesn't hurt, but his breath does. Eek! Eek! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)

He throws a miniature football at you, leaving a miniature bruise on your <knee>. Eek! Oof! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He puts on a rainbow-colored wig, roars violently, and bodyslams you! You get warpaint and sweat all over you and a couple of chest hairs in your mouth. GAH. Argh! Eek! Argh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He pounds his chest and roars at you, but you roar right back.

He throws a miniature football at you, but you dodge.

He pokes you with a giant foam finger. It doesn't hurt all that much.

He pelts you with cheat-os, but you eat them out of the air before you can get orange stuff on you.

Fumble Message:

He swings at you and misses, then shouts, "what? That was a hit! Why don't you get some glasses, ref! That's bat guano, man! What the hell?!" (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Beer.gifYou acquire an item: beer bomb (5.1% chance)*
Beerhelmet.gifYou acquire an item: beer helmet (9.9% chance)*
Fratwarpin.gifYou acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (9.8% chance)*
Bottlebuckle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle (10.5% chance)*
Deminpants.gifYou acquire an item: distressed denim pants (9.8% chance)*
Foamfinger.gifYou acquire an item: giant foam finger (9.7% chance)*
Kegshield.gifYou acquire an item: keg shield (5.9% chance)*
You gain 43 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).