War Frat 151st Captain
|War Frat 151st Captain|
|Locations||The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This is a Captain in the Frat Boy Army's 151st Infantry division, affectionately called the "Roaring Drunks." Actually, it's not particularly affectionate. They're known for their incredible alcohol tolerance and their incredible propensity for violence. This one ascended through the ranks by shotgunning more beers and paddling more pledges than anyone else in the frathouse, frequently doing both at the same time.
He paddles you while draining a bottle of over-proofed rum. It's impressive, but painful. Ooh! Ow! Oof! Eek! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He pounds a couple of jello shots, then pounds you until you turn to jello. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
He guzzles a bottle of over-proofed rum, then belches fire at you. Ouch! Oof! Eek! (hot damage)
He empties an ice-cold fotie down his gullet, then smashes the bottle into your <thigh>. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
He takes a beer in each hand, pours both down his throat, then smashes both empty cans on your forehead. You fall down, unconscious. See, too much alcohol is bad for you. Eek! Eek! Argh! Ugh!
He tries to paddle you and drink at the same time, but ends up swinging his bottle at you and swigging from his paddle.
He pounds a couple of jello shots, then notices he has room for more, then pounds a couple more, then notices he has room for more...
He guzzles a bottle of over-proofed rum, then has to go "make room" for more booze.
He empties an ice-cold fotie down his gullet, but looks embarrassed when you point out he forgot to pour some out for his homies.
He does eight tequila shots, then collapses and vomits. Like they say: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, 4 Tequila, 5 Tequila, 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila, alcohol poisoning! (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: beer bomb (8.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: beer helmet (5.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (4.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (5.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: keg shield (5.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle (14.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: red class ring (31.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: flask flops (?% chance)*|
|You gain 45 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
- The "151st Army Division" may be a reference to 151-proof rum.
- The miss message about pounding jello shots and realizing that he has room for more is a reference to the Jell-O slogan "There's always room for Jell-O."
- The counting of the eight tequila shots may be a translation of part of Möhre's song "Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch", where she counts out having seven drinks and then goes to be sick.
- It may also be a reference to the expression, "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."