War Frat Elite 110th Captain
|War Frat Elite 110th Captain|
|Locations||The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This is a captain of the 110th division of the Frat Boy Army, also known as the "Armchair Infantry." They show their devotion to the cause by wearing warpaint and giant foam fingers, then sitting on the sidelines getting drunk, scarfing snacks, and shouting suggestions to the soldiers. This particular warrior shows his extreme dedication by wearing nothing but tiny underpants and war paint all over his body. Here's hoping you can beat him without actually touching him.
He pokes you with his giant foam finger, which doesn't hurt, but the buffalo wing sauce on it burns a little. Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Ow! (hot damage)
He pelts you with cheat-os. You get orange gick all over you. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
He pounds another beer, then pounds you with his keg shield. Oof! Eek! Ouch! Oof!
He roars, downs a beer, and smashes the can on your <shoulder>. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ooh!
He grabs you and gives you a giant bearhug. You get grimy, warpaint-y sweat all over you from head to toe. That can't be sanitary. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He pokes you with his giant foam finger, which is about as effective as you'd imagine, if you were imagining that it wouldn't be effective at all.
He throws cheat-os at you, but you snap them out of the air with your mouth.
He tries to pound you with his keg shield, but you do a kegstand on it.
He roars, downs a beer, smashes the can on his forehead, and knocks himself out.
He swipes at you, misses, then shouts "what was that, ref? I totally hit him! Did you forget your glasses today? What are you, a pirate with two eyepatches! God!" (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: beer bomb (9.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: beer helmet (5.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (5.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (4.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: giant foam finger (14.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: keg shield (5.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: red class ring (28.8% chance)*|
|You gain 47-48 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).